“THE SALVATION SONG!” a song and a poem! a.k.a.: “How To Make It All Right With Bubbles And Tiny Hops Now And Forever!”* December 31, 2018 – January 1, 2019 to be sung to the tune of – – – **
I’m saving all The Universe, I’m savin’ it right NOW,
And-I am quite a GI-ANT! with my blue, bay-bay-by cow;
I’ll save all of this Universe, by flying-towards-The-Sun,
And-I’ll vanquish all the dragons (windmills) – you-know I’ll never run!
I swing at THAT-OLD (baseball) PITCH, and-I’ll “knock-it-out-the-Park;”
I’ll blow up mean ol’ JAWS, I will! He’ll be a gimpy shark!
I’m savin’ all The Universe, and THANOS stands NO CHANCE,
‘Cause, when he grabs The Gaunlet, (pause) I’ll pull down on his pants!!
The War of Armageddon – will never happen – for,
I neutralized “their” weapons, and they don’t have no more!!
I had-a-me a baby, with-THE-5th-ELEMENT,
And Leeloo thinks I’m “peachy,” even-though I’m crude and bent!
Yeah! Now you ask me questions, like “Where-do-we-go-from-here?”
But – I’ve no bloody answers, to questions laced with fear!
Just let your hair down, Honey – and smell The Yellow Rose;
I AM your LONE STAR, baby – I’ve-already-lost-my-clothes!
To-EXPOSE all those things hidden – It might be quite a shock!
When Donald Trump, he shivers – with a little, shriveled –
Upon THE DOOR ETERNAL! There are no limits here,
So, SPREAD YOUR WINGS and fly away – or grab yourself a beer!*
fin ? <3
** – LONESTAR! A song AND a new Marvel Universe Superhero, who usually: (1) shows up with NO costume on, just – (Tony) stark naked! (2) embodies the “aspects” of a host of LOSERS***, who have been TEMPORARILY “defeated,” but are NOW – back in action! and (3) saves the day, overcoming “impossible odds” because he is just so – NAIVE! (What a clown!)
*** – which includes: (1) PAUL BUNYAN (and his blue ox “BABE!”); (2) Korben Dallas, the heroic mercenary who saves Leeloo, “The Fifth Element,” in the film of the same name; (3) CASEY “at the bat,” who “strikes out” each time we read that poem; (4) Icharus, the young, brash “flyer,” who straps waxed feathers to himself, so he can fly up to The Sun; (5) Police Chief Martin Brody, who finally subdues THE BIG SHARK; and, of course, our favorite: (6) Don Quixote! IF YOU FIND ANY OTHER LOSERS in this song, don’t be surprised!
“HOW TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY 2019!” a poem a.k.a.: “XXXtremely Practical Advice About Self-Awareness?!” New Year’s Eve: 12/31/18 – Monday
When ALL HOPE IS GONE, ’cause-Pandora can’t find,
Just CALL – on-the-Lord-of-The-Dance – for-a-song;
SEEK YE WITHIN, and It-will NOT be long,
Before [your]-intuition, will show you THE WAY,
To-a-Brighter-and-Happier, Swash-buckling Day!
For YOU are THE UNIVERSE! and-(you’re)-also-Pandora’s-Box!!
HOPE dwells within you – and visits your socks,
To-retrieve-all-you’ve-lost – It’s THERE!-in your soul!!*
SO-IT-IS -JUST-a-YOU – which-you-should-extol,
For, YOU-ARE “THE-UNIVERSE;” IT’S ALL THAT YOU SEE,
Just-tucked-“inside” you! NO-New-Age-Cos-m’-l’-gy,
Can-surpass – (your)-“Ultra-Brilliance!”-You’re “The Cosmic-al-Geek!”
YOU-can shut-off “the systems;” The-Dark-Web’ll-lose-all;
With a wink of your eye, Social Systems must fall,
AND – TO “SAVE” THIS-HERE UNIVERSE, you-must-simply-give-LOVE,
And “salvation”-will-come, (from) underneath-and-above!
It only takes FAITH – and-some HAPPY, GOOD HUMOR,
With ice cream and smores, you can melt “The Fear Tumor,”
And set things a-right, balance all things that be!
YOU’VE-ALREADY-SAVED-“IT,”** for-you’ve-“turned!”- (pause)
You’re THE KEY!
** – THE UNIVERSE, that is!! 🙂 – Whoa!
“ON MAXIMIZING J O Y IN THE NEW YEAR (WORLD)!” a poem, dedicated especially to Mary T – O, Houston, Texas! Monday – December 31, 2018 (New Year’s Eve)
As Mr. K. – and Mr. R – and-Misters S-’n’-V-’n’-O, (pause)
Might-’ave-noticed! By-and-by – at-the-former-H.,-S-M.-Do-jo:
Members-would-present – what-they might bake,
Or broil – or fry – or saute well,
To-delight-”The-Presenter,” and this we-can-tell:
That-kenshu-often-ran-with – charm and ease,
When-our-honored-pres-enter – did-not “tease,”
But offered thanks – for every dish,* –
Whether-Italian – German – or-sweet Flem-ish!
Not all were kosher – and seldom raw,
Yet- if-no-one heard – ‘bout-any-“flaw,”
But-only-heard-praise, for the-food provided,
Such JOY we-all felt – and the kenshu “glided,”
By-so-easily, with smiles and hugs,
And even-the-vacuum – saw Happy Rugs!
So, the lesson here? For-your New Year:
ACCEPT THE OFFERING, and have no fear,
That change of diet (at-least, for a while),
Will (probably!)-not kill you – and-might ease “the trial,”
Of LIFE herein – this World, all right,
AND JOY WILL RULE, BOTH DAY & NIGHT,
To come so eas(il)y, with so much love,
If-we-find acceptance – as-with The Dove,
Who-happily pecks – at what-ever’s-given,
And, we-know, towards-Happiness we-all are “driven,”
But This – World – and-its-“starts-and-stops,”
CAN wear quite thin, so NOTHING TOPS,
Just being – pleasant – ly-inclined,
Accepting All! –
AND!!! being KIND! 🙂 – Konpai! Mr. Ono**
** – The way Japanese (& others) sometimes offer “cheers,” like for ushering in The New Year! sometimes with a slice of pe- CAN PIE! (Here’s to Mr. O, always cherished in this Heart of mine!)*** *** 🙂 – We hope you’re OK!
My Dear ,
I need your help to stand as my trustee for transferring the money to your Bank account for investment project. As I told you in my earlier mail, I am staying in the mission in Burkina Faso and I haven’t a personal telephone to be reached but if you wish to hear my voice, you can reach me through the office telephone number of the Mission co-ordinator. His name is Father Anthony and his office telephone number is +22667683203. If you call tell him that you want to speak with Miss Elodine Warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly am staying in Block G14 female hostel.
The reason while I ask you to contact the bank as my trustee is because I have contacted the bank on my arrival to clear the money but the branch manager of the bank whom I met in person told me that my status as a refugee does not authorize me to transfer the money. He advised me to seek for some one who will represent me and transfer the money into his or her bank account. I wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but am afraid that she will not release the money to me after clearing the money because after the death of my parent she and my uncle arrange secretly and sold my father’s estate in Songon-Agban.
They shared the money among themselves and when I confronted them my uncle told me that the tradition and custom of our land does not entitle me to share assets of my father as a single young girl. Ever then they have been maltreating me and even made arrangement to assassinate me because of the demand for my share of the money from the sales of the estate. I want you to help me because you are God sent and you will never regret for helping me ,
Please send me your full contact information which include:
Your full name:
Telephone numbers to be reached:
Your photos to see you:
Information above is very important for me to know you well so as to proceed further with trust. As soon as I receive them I will give you the contact of the bank were my father deposited the money. And you will contact the bank as my trustee and ask them to transfer the money into your bank account for investment project. After you receive the money in your bank account you will send some amount to me to process my traveling documents which I will use to come and settle in your country and further my academic studies while you will invest the money.
Thanks a lot in anticipation of your quick reply .attached is my photo
Miss Elodine Warlod I Coulibaly