“THE STRAWBERRY AND CREAM CLOWN VENDOR!” a poem Thurs.: 12/20/18
LET’S-GO “DOWN SOUTH! to the beaches – and beach-front property,
Where we’ll find our clown vendors, with wondrous notoriety!
The Strawberries-and-Cream Business here – is booming!
OR – POPPING! as they say – ’tis-a-business-we-call: “wooming!”
Now-Wooming’s-a-sport developed long ago,
And recently resurrected! In “Southern”-Northern-Australia, y-know!
It’s all about suckulent strawberry popping!
(It) Used-to-be done with cherries, but now folk’re “op(t)-ing,”
For The Strawberry Pop! It’s nutritious AND fun,
Ya pop out a strawberry! – and, with some cream, folks-now- just-run,
To their nearest – Dreamy! Creamy! Strawberry-Clown-Vendor,
And, of course, for a real good “wooming,” ya must also send-her,
Over the Top – and way under cover:
Strawberry Wooming – down in The Souther,
N-Most-Places! Moist, yet-dark-with-“Heart!”
You just plop your head down, and POP goes your tart,
Dispensing them strawberries-and-cream JUST FINE!
(I’m)-Creamin’-and-you’re-mine! 🙂 – My, oh my!