“I’VE NO IDEA WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE!!” a poem a.k.a.: “BUT SOON!!” a.k.a.: “Could-a-Would-a-Should-a!” a.k.a.: “Eulogy 4 A Texas Friend Name-Of Don!” 12 – 12 – ! – 18 O. M. G.!! Odin’s Day 2 OMG!
It’ll be soon now, Honey – I’m REALLY PRETTY SURE SOON!
It’s been REALLY NICE knowing ya – (Yea) prob’ly before noon!
We’re not sure – if The World – is gonna just collapse,
Or! IF-The-Internet-will-shut-down, oh, my God! Perhaps,
BUT! – DO (even-though-it’ll-make-no-difference) SEND THIS TO-100-FRIENDS,
Even though – we-don’t-really-know – WHEN THE WORLD – E N D S !!
Anyway! It’s IMMINENT! I think – that is the word,
And – IT WILL BE “THE END;” that is what I’ve heard!
I wish we had MORE TIME (pause) there never is enough,
And I WISH – all those lonely times – I had not been SO GRUFF,
With you! Yea-I’m-REALLY-sorry – about THE OTHER TIMES too,
When destruction was ALSO imminent – Yeah, well – those-ones-were-NOT-TRUE!
But-THIS ONE – this-is-for-certain! This-is-IT-The-End-The-FINAL CURTAIN!
So. Gosh! I wish we could have planned – to live a life together,
And to have done – some S & M – with chains-and-a-little-leather,
And, YOU KNOW – more ice cream – and, of course-a, way more sex,
For YOU, my Friend – my loving LOVE – my comfy-friendly-“Tex!”
Oh, well, ,it’s OVER now & (y-know) I woulda sucked your (long pause) THUMB,
And! I woulda been MORE SUBMISSIVE! I woulda kissed – your bum!
Hey! Wait! This IS crazy-and-just in:
O.M.G.! a false alarm! Well-here-we-go-again!
Back – to LIVING! Dang! Though! That-was-QUITE-exciting!
Yet, you-know – those things-I-said, so promised – and inviting?
Yeah! I didn’t REALLY mean ’em – I was only kidding!
You CAN’T hold me- to those things – I was just LID-a-FLIPPING.
Oh, come-on now – you-can’t hold me to THAT!
I’ve got (my) DIGNITY-and-PRIDE – I’m not your pussy cat!
And NO! You CAN’T lick THAT – it’s sacred ground down there,
AND ARMAGEDDON SOME BAD VIBES NOW – no shavin’ (my) pub(l)ic hair!
You just BETTER – stay away! from me! You slimy, HORNY GUY!
(So! I had to shoot him dead – I-shot-him-deep-into his eye),
And, as he lay there bleeding, with-a-real-hard-on quite-on,
I exclaimed: “I-guess-’twas-NO-false-alarm-for you! Just-call-me-your-Armaged-Don!”*

fin <3
* – WE are NOT arma-gonna-get-it-on! So, just die now – there will be 72 virgins waiting for you in Heaven! (Aren’t you glad?) (I did you a favor!) (OK?)


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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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