CATHOLICS DON’T SIN!!—this must be a true story
Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, idly chatting and watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
They see the local Baptist pastor appear, knock on the door and quickly go inside.
“Would you look at that!” exclaims the first Irishman. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites those Baptists are?”
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the brothel door, knocks, and also disappears inside.
“Dere’s another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and silly hats!”
They continue drinking while roundly condemning the pastor and the rabbi when they see their local Catholic priest knock on the brothel door.