“WE’RE AMAZING!*” a poem * – And Becoming Even More So! 12/28//18 (FRI)
BLOCKED! I AM! from-my Tumblr Site;
It ISN’T personal!? So, it’s-ALL-RIGHT?!
So UPTIGHT, “TIGHT,” we-have-become,
That-we-trust-computers?! which-have- made-us-“dumb?!”
We SHOCK ourselves – with-electric-devices!
To stop our brains – from all these crises!
ELECTRO – SHOCKING – THER – APY,
With-tons-of pills – from Phar – ma – a – c -ee,
BECAUSE – our conscience – is a MESS,
BECAUSE we-went to war – AND SHOT,
Some soldier “foe(s)” we could have caught,
And held-secure in-a jail, tight,
To-force-STARVATION! -as-our-sheer-delight! (long pause)
When upset fathers – f – – -their daughters,
From-the-fine-sons, which they have birthed,
Can’t-explain-(The)-Mysteries – of this-HERE-LIFE!
The-Gospel-of-Thomas – cuts-like-a-knife?
To-expose-THE NERVE! of religious-greed,
Which-we CLING-TO – as a “need!”
And-as-we-pollute – and desecrate,
This Planet Earth, which we MUST hate,
Else WHY would we exploit IT so?
And THEN – declare (that)-we-do-NOT-know,
Our hearts and minds – DO-seek George Bailey,
FOR ANSWERS! and! for Christmas cheer;
THE FOURTH DAY’S COME! LET’S DRINK MORE BEER!
fin ? ❤
Nerve Ending #1:
AND WHY WE DO MOST THINGS WE DO?!
We MUST admit – WE HAVE NO CLUE!
But – it-DOES-seem-critical – to BLOCK this poet!!
We block OURSELVES! Yet seldom know-it!
And-our -“cock-sure-surenss” seldom rests,
We yearn – for HAPPY, with smiles – NO FROWNS!
And-you-tell-me – We are MORE than clowns?
Nerve Ending #2:
We-think-we-can-hide – from-our-CLOWN-i-NESS!
By declaring: “In-some-IMAGE-we-have-GOD-LI-NESS!”
Well, HIDE AWAY! Ye GOVERNMENT CENSORS,
Ye BLACK WEB JOKERS! and DRUG-CARTEL-(BORDER)-FENCERS!
There is NO TRUTH, with these-here rhymes?
Never Ending #3:
And-we-wonder WHY – cancer’s-ALL-AROUND!
Yet-in-The-Purest-Baby – IT-IS ALSO FOUND,
But is “held at bay,” by-(baby’s)-im-mun-ity,
OR – some-GUARDIAN-ANGEL – with-im-pun-ity!
We ‘re-superstitious-hateful – silly-and-proud,
And CLOWNS! Can-really-be, so very-loud!!
Yet-in-our-“Clown-Filled World,” I wait for (some) QUIET!
BUT CLOWNS ARE (SO) LOUD – There’s-always-a-riot!
Naive Ending #4:
Do-you-know – how-much-time-it-took – to-make-a-gun?
ALL THE MOVING PARTS? to-have SO MUCH FUN!
To: SHOOT “the enemy?” – or your spouse?
So – you could have – a QUIET house?
And-then-SHOOT-YOUR-SELF – or – your school?
And-you-tell-me OUR SPECIES – is: so cool!?
And should be preserved- saved-from-going-extinct?
When our minds are TWISTED – in perpetual “kink!”
Nerve Ending #5:
I NEED MORE CHOCOLATE! I need it NOW!
The “food of The Gods” is, simply, how,
I-shall make-it – through-another-day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwdeqVmXlHk&list=RDIwdeqVmXlHk&start_radio=1 (Tears of A Clown!)
“CLOWN AS ENTREPRENEUR!” a poem Friday: 12/28/2018 in the (continuing) series about “The World (As)Is A Bunch Of Clowns!”
You’re on THE GROND FLOOR (baby!) – (pause) of a fine consor-ti-um,
It’s a COMMUNE! It’s a BUSINESS!
It’s-just-the-GREATEST-thing! About: HER-ness-and-HIS-ness!
It’s FREE LOVE – or! Committed Couple Groups!
It’s pee-pee!-It’s ca-ca! It’s ALL-ABOUT GOOD POOPS!
THAT’S RIGHT! (pause)
ELIMINATION!? (pause) of sorrow-and-woe,
It’s Santa!-or-the-Easter-Bunny, going “Ho, ho, ho!”
THE CLOWN ENTREPRENEUR – HAS
CHARISMA AND CHARM,
And THE GIRLS! (wanting-their-boys!) – just flock around,
Like rabid birds, with cats at their heels!
Come! LIVE WITH US – we’ve (got) such GOOD DEALS,
BUT-DO-BEWARE!!!! We’ve got-us: DEN MOTHERS!
Who-want-you-“in-by-10:00 (PM)!” – and-we-have-others,
With feather dusters – and super-charged vitamin pills,
To-avoid-all-this-aging – and all-our (sundry) ills!
Just a word-to-The-Wise: (you) Better-not misbehave,
OR! You’ll get “touched” in the bum! (and) It’ll make you rave!
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like dat cute widdle
bwown wabbit over der?”
Enjoy the Kind of Rock-n-roll 💜💫
We all Know Elvis Presley loved wearing this
Rainbow leather Jacket in 1973. but here’s a
Rare Candid of him still wearing it in 1976.
according to a close aide he just loved this
Rainbow leather Jacket so much here he is
Arriving at the Arlington Park Hilton in Chicago for the start of his fall tour on October 14, 1976.
Just Love the Look on Elvis Presley’s face after leaving the Press Conference that was held at the International Hotel in Vegas in 1969 where he revealed to the World’s 🌍 Press he was looking forward to
doing Live Appearances again after an absence
of 9 years. “ Like he said he just missed the closeness of a live audience so when he got
out is movie contracts he was happy to perform again”. And what better place than the
“HOLIDAY MOUTH HEALTH!” a poem “Mouth Sanitizing AND Beyond!” 12/27/18 (Thirst-Day!) The 3rd day of Christmas!!
There’s OIL PULLING,* of course, with olive-and-coconut-oils,
AND – There’s-the ANTISEPTIC RINSE, for tartar, gums – and cankerous boils!
And RECENTLY – there’s talk of wheat grass powder SWISHING!
It’ll RINSE and FORTIFY! -it’s-what-for-(your)-Holidays – you’ve-been-wishing!!
ANYWAY! – 20 minutes with good quality oil – THEN! spit-out-and-rinse,
Or – WHEAT GRASS “PULLING,” for 5 – 10 (and-I’ve (got) glasses, with-rose-tints!)
I might just try some WHEAT GRASS, once I get my X-mas bonus cash,
“Cause wheat-grass-powder’s-a-bit-expensive, yet, I-DO! -wanna-“take-out-the trash!”**
AND!- have good oral health, but, MAYBE-we -can-also-just-perhaps-just-try,
WATER RINSES, for-a-couple-minutes! Yeah, Baby! Good-ol’-water, by and by!
‘Cause there-are minerals in water, that might help your teeth and gums;
I-imagine-IF-you-swish-&-rinse-for-3-minutes, it’ll-relieve-your “den-tal dol-dr-ums!”
Or MAYBE, “coffee washes,” ’cause I-know my-Dad likes to be “a gurgler,”
In the morning, with his morning coffee – and IT’S BETTER THAN being a burglar,
With poor dental health, who has to steal to pay The Tooth Doc,
So as NOT to pawn Christmas gifts, that you’d-eventually, have to get “out of hock!”***
OR (one-of-my-favorites): “The Infertile**** Cervical Mucus Pull,”
Which is REALLY – just specialized-FRENCH kissing, until your mouth is full,
Of a white, somewhat-gooey, yummy-residue,
Which can also – provide nutrients – and – some-pleasure-too!
It’s THE THIRD DAY of Christmas, with 3, I think, French kisses,***
In Australia! – they-can-be “down under!” with sexy MILFs – or misses!
Anyway, here’s to lots-of-AUSTRALIAN-KISSES, in 20 and 19,
Of course, I wish-for-you – that -your-mouth is – white-and-clean,
And I HOPE – you-find the perfect-rinse-or-pull – so you can really chew!
PUT-lots o’ good stuff in there, with-Family-and-friends! HAPPY SMILES – TO YOU!
* – Swish a nice oil, like coconut, maybe for 20 minutes, to get all the oral “toxins” out of your mouth! It’s worth a try, if you can afford a little coconut or olive oil – or wheat grass powder!
** – i.e.: eliminating those nasty toxins from my precious mouth cavity!
*** – People from Chicago & Seattle & Philly & Atlanta, with names like Hawk & Falcon & Eagle & Smiley often have good dental health!! – but poor tennis skills
**** – or infernal! 🙂
***** – or is that 3 French HENS!?
“THE LAST BRIDGE STANDING!” a poem Thor’s Day: Dec. 27, 2018
(Might-as-well) LEAVE ALL “THE BRIDGES” standing; no sense in taking any down –
They’ll “FAIL,” of their own accord! Besides, you’re lazy-with a silly frown!
Considering – all the broken dreams – and wonderful friends – that they* represent,
Just SEE! What this “future” – really! could have (?) possibly-meant!
Just let-’em stand – and see how time unfolds,
UNTIL! MAYBE! There’s-a-LAST-ONE-STANDING – a-Last-One, that really “holds,”
Together – even – one day longer – than the rest-could-have-done,
And that last bridge standing – is-the-one-on-which-you’ll-“run,”
and cry: “So! You’re IT, are you? I-never-expected that!”
And, then, you can begin “reconstruction!”-and place The Welcome Mat,
In-front-of: YOUR LAST BRIDGE STANDING, “UNDER CONSTRUCTION!”
“This is THE-ONE that “held” – it-must-have-had-“Good-Suction!”
IT DIDN’T GIVE UP! IT HAD: FAITH & ENDURANCE!
“This IS – My Home! It-has-given-me-(wonderful)-assurance,
That IT will be here, come rain or come shine,
Come RUST – and/or WEAR! So, I’ll write me a rhyme:
About-my: ONE-LAST-“FAITHFUL”-BRIDGE, for-The-Others-didn’t-have-“the-stuff!”
MY LAST BRIDGE STANDING! IT-is (pause)
QUITE ENOUGH! 🙂 – tears in Heaven
* – all these bridges!
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy.
Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
“If you need anything, just let me know,” he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
He rushes out to her, and asks, “Are you going to be okay?
Is there anything I can do to help?”
“No,” re plies the blonde,
“I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!”