“THE CLUCKING OF CENSORS!”ย Facebook ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›

“THE CLUCKING OF CENSORS!” a poem a.k.a.: “How Grateful I Am To The ‘Quality Control Experts’ Overseeing The Moral Fabric Of Social Media So It Doesn’t Tear, I Guess!?” December 26, 2018 – Wednesday, the morning after!! ๐Ÿ™‚

WHO ARE THESE CENSORS? Did they come from Venus?
Well, obviously so! They have no – – – “balls!”
You CAN’T – call-them, (pause) e-mail, fax – or – condemn-them-to-Hell,
Where-I’m-pretty-sure (Yes, I AM!) – They would not do so well!
For they are persnickety! They are cautious and proper!!
They NEVER liked Elvis – or loved The Big Bopper!
They KNOW what they’re doing(?) – PROTECTING US ALL,
From-“porno”-(and)-“sexploitation” – Saving-us-from-The-Fall,
Of Man! – that happened – so very long ago,
Like – at-the-time-of-Jesus – or Santa! “Ho! Ho! Ho!”
BUT!! Wait-now, St. Nick (pause) PLEASE DON’T SAY T H A T –
It sounds like – a v – – – – -a – Well, I smell (long pause) –
A RAT,
A self-righteous person, who has morals and scrup(b)les,
Like Trump, with his dollars – and-Putin, with his ru(p)bles!*

Yeah, Facebook! BAN ME! for-presenting-questionably-sexy “monster mash,”
When the REAL abomination – is YOUR (bank) account, stuffed with cash!**
Oh, Yeah! We’re-prob’ly-all self-righteous – censor-filled “drunks!”
The Far Right – The “Moral” “Majority!” What a bunch o’ punks,
Who have lost – any appreciation – for humor – or good f – – – – ing,
(ABOUT) ALL WE GOT LEFT – TO ENJOY, (pause) amidst-this-censorial-clucking!

fin โค

* – a combination of rupees and rubles!?

** – i.e.: filthy lucre! Ho, ho, ho!

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