“Well,” says I; “when even electric supplies are gone, I just charge the phone by stickin’-it-up-my-arse – AND LIFE GOES ON!”*πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

“OFF THE GRID, A Comedy?!” also a poem December 15, 2018 (Saturday)

Yeah, BABY! I-got-me-two-phone-“devices;” One’s-a-fine-jewel-with-telephonic-Internet-ish-connection;

It’ll-work-IF-there’s-WI-FI-with-signal – and-sympathetic-convention!

BUT! IF these things switch-off (which they sometimes do),
I-got-me-MS.-RELIABLE – Sent-from-Australia!! GOLD! No. 2!
I-just-need-to-keep-“My-Second-Bitty”-with-a-charge,
So, I-plug-her-in – and-I-got-me: A CAMERA – and-a-RECORDER-at-large!

So, WHEN THE SIGNAL’S WEAK OR NONEXISTENT,
I-got-me-“Goldie!” She’s-reliable-and-persistent!

BUT WHAT’YA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GOT NO POWER?
WHEN SOMETIMES ELECTRICITY BE GONE – FOR MANY AN HOUR?
HOW, THEN, CAN YOU SAY – (that) – YOU’RE REALLY “OFF THE GRID?”
THEN WHAT-CHA GONNA DO? THEN HOW WILL YOU “BID?”

“Well,” says I; “when even electric supplies are gone,
I just charge the phone by stickin’-it-up-my-arse – AND LIFE GOES ON!”*

fin ❀

* – So-there! (pause) na na na na na na na na na . . .

Editor: my oh my, Mystic Poet must have been knocked back againπŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™Š

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