What a read 😂
You’re never alone when you are breathing oxygen.
Interesting how folks go to pubs and nightclubs hunting for a partner.
When you think you catch them, you will find the back at the pub 😂😂😂👅
If you keep looking over the fence get over yourself 😂
Get honest with You first
Never assume that pot of gold is waiting for you, what have you to offer
Get a life by focusing on a job or 2 jobs to support yourself instead of looking for a partner in the wrong paddock.
Be in control of your life cause at the end of the day you not going to get out of this life alive 😁
True story folks that’s life.😉
“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it’s all that matters.”
“Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart, and the senses.”
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“THE ‘O. D.’ HUG!” a poem a.k.a.: “My Favorite Huggie!” Saturday: Dec. 15, 2018
I-just wan’-a-me – the O.D. HUG, I-know-it’s-a-lot-to-ask,
But I-like to-think about-it – in-your-hug I-LO-O-OVE -to-“bask!”
You sneak up (kinda slowly) and whisper in her ear,
That-you-love-her-ever-lots-and-lots, and she’s a Sweetie DEAR –
You get a little closer, and-you smell her precious hair!
And start to press her to (your) chest – and put your nose right there,
And kinda lean up on her – and wrap your arms around,
Her back – and arms (so sexy) – THE SEXIEST I’VE FOUND;
They’re THICK – and you can feel – a firm and scrumptious squeeze,
AND-I-PUT-MY-FACE-INTO-HER-HAIR, It-is The Perfect Tease,
And I’ll-breathe-real-deep – and feel the squeeze, that-comes-from-a-cozy-hug,
And I think then – I’M-IN-HEAVEN – me-with-my-bed-a-bug!
I AM – a shy – and cautious guy – but I’d-like-to ask her true,
When-I-see-her – when she’s near – “CAN-I HUGGIE-YOU?”
“Whatch-a-mean? A huggie?” “Well (pause or not) can you turn around?”
“Well, I don’t-know; it’s kinda weird; I’m-not-sure where you’re bound!”
“Well-now – I (JUST)-WANNA – WRAP – (pause) myself around your frame,
And squeeze!*-(with)-my-love-sick-head-upon-you! Honey-please-don’t-blame,
Me, for-I got-this-fantasy, ’cause I’m-just-crazy- for-YOU! (pause)
‘Cause-you’re-the-sexiest-thing – (that)-I’ve-seen! Your hugs are JUST – so -OO-OO! 🙂 – Whew!
* – gently! 🙂
This is a spray the Bird clung to,
Making it blossom with pleasure,
Ere the high tree-top she sprung to,
Fit for her nest and her treasure
O, what a hope beyond measure
Was the poor spray’s, which the flying feet hung to,—
So to be singled out, built in, and sung to!
This is a heart the Queen leant on,
Thrill’d in a minute erratic,
Ere the true bosom she bent on,
Meet for love’s regal dalmatic
O, what a fancy ecstatic
Was the poor heart’s, ere the wanderer went on—
Love to be saved for it, proffer’d to, spent on!
This is cool😄 enjoy👍👍
“OFF THE GRID, A Comedy?!” also a poem December 15, 2018 (Saturday)
Yeah, BABY! I-got-me-two-phone-“devices;” One’s-a-fine-jewel-with-telephonic-Internet-ish-connection;
It’ll-work-IF-there’s-WI-FI-with-signal – and-sympathetic-convention!
BUT! IF these things switch-off (which they sometimes do),
I-got-me-MS.-RELIABLE – Sent-from-Australia!! GOLD! No. 2!
So, I-plug-her-in – and-I-got-me: A CAMERA – and-a-RECORDER-at-large!
So, WHEN THE SIGNAL’S WEAK OR NONEXISTENT,
BUT WHAT’YA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GOT NO POWER?
WHEN SOMETIMES ELECTRICITY BE GONE – FOR MANY AN HOUR?
HOW, THEN, CAN YOU SAY – (that) – YOU’RE REALLY “OFF THE GRID?”
THEN WHAT-CHA GONNA DO? THEN HOW WILL YOU “BID?”
“Well,” says I; “when even electric supplies are gone,
I just charge the phone by stickin’-it-up-my-arse – AND LIFE GOES ON!”*
* – So-there! (pause) na na na na na na na na na . . .
Editor: my oh my, Mystic Poet must have been knocked back again🙉🙉🙊
“A SPECIAL SOMEONE!” a poem Saturday: December 15, 2018 Thanks to My M!
Look around, wayward traveler! What-do-you-think-you-see?
“Oh, My! Demons! are looking at me,
And-asking for donations; (pause) they can NOT get enough!”
“Things seem-REALLY, pretty-tough!”
OK! Now! Close-your-eyes- (pause) and-take-a-breath-or-two;
I see some-hugging-&-kissing – Folks-in-fine-linen, and-some dressed-in-sable,
It SEEMS-that-I’m-in-Heaven-OR-Hell; I’m-lifted! Then, I-sink!”
So, WELCOME-TO-” S O M E ” -REALITY! There’re-an-infinite-number-around!
Choose-whatever-you-want, Dear Friend!
“In EACH ONE, I have found:
WONDERMENT – and-DESECRATION! GLORY, mixed with SORROW;
What-a-MIXED-BAG-conditionality-is – There’s TODAY – and, then, TOMORROW,
And I DON’T-KNOW, if-I-should-even-get-up – on any given day,
Because – Sometimes I-AM-‘given’ – (pause) – and-sometimes-I-must-pay!”
And THAT’S THE WAY OF EXISTENCE, FRIEND – quid pro quo-and-stuff;
Some days you will enjoy yourself – and sometimes you’ve-had-enough!
That-IS-The-Way it-is right-HERE, and-anywhere-ELSE-you-go!
MY SUGGESTION: Find-you-a-“help-mate!” Love-her (him) despite cheer or woe:
HOLD-ON-TIGHTLY, kiss-and-smile, but DO-keep-up “Your Guard,”
Yet, with that SPECIAL SOMEONE – Life won’t be all that hard!
LOVE COMPASSION KINDNESS
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