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Worst 6 dating and relationship advice I ever received!

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What a read ๐Ÿ˜‚

You’re never alone when you are breathing oxygen.
Interesting how folks go to pubs and nightclubs hunting for a partner.
Why?
When you think you catch them, you will find the back at the pub ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘…
If you keep looking over the fence get over yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚
Get honest with You first
Never assume that pot of gold is waiting for you, what have you to offer
My advice
Get a life by focusing on a job or 2 jobs to support yourself instead of looking for a partner in the wrong paddock.
Be in control of your life cause at the end of the day you not going to get out of this life alive ๐Ÿ˜
True story folks that’s life.๐Ÿ˜‰

* – gently!ย  :)

“THE ‘O. D.’ HUG!” a poem a.k.a.: “My Favorite Huggie!” Saturday: Dec. 15, 2018

I-just wan’-a-me – the O.D. HUG, I-know-it’s-a-lot-to-ask,
But I-like to-think about-it – in-your-hug I-LO-O-OVE -to-“bask!”

[Procedure:]

You sneak up (kinda slowly) and whisper in her ear,
That-you-love-her-ever-lots-and-lots, and she’s a Sweetie DEAR –
You get a little closer, and-you smell her precious hair!
And start to press her to (your) chest – and put your nose right there,
And kinda lean up on her – and wrap your arms around,
Her back – and arms (so sexy) – THE SEXIEST I’VE FOUND;
They’re THICK – and you can feel – a firm and scrumptious squeeze,
AND-I-PUT-MY-FACE-INTO-HER-HAIR, It-is The Perfect Tease,
And I’ll-breathe-real-deep – and feel the squeeze, that-comes-from-a-cozy-hug,
And I think then – I’M-IN-HEAVEN – me-with-my-bed-a-bug!

I AM – a shy – and cautious guy – but I’d-like-to ask her true,
When-I-see-her – when she’s near – “CAN-I HUGGIE-YOU?”
“Whatch-a-mean? A huggie?” “Well (pause or not) can you turn around?”
“Well, I don’t-know; it’s kinda weird; I’m-not-sure where you’re bound!”
“Well-now – I (JUST)-WANNA – WRAP – (pause) myself around your frame,
And squeeze!*-(with)-my-love-sick-head-upon-you! Honey-please-don’t-blame,
Me, for-I got-this-fantasy, ’cause I’m-just-crazy- for-YOU! (pause)
‘Cause-you’re-the-sexiest-thing – (that)-I’ve-seen! Your hugs are JUST – so -OO-OO! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Whew!

fin <3

* – gently! ๐Ÿ™‚

“Misconceptions” Robert Browning

This is a spray the Bird clung to,
Making it blossom with pleasure,
Ere the high tree-top she sprung to,
Fit for her nest and her treasure
O, what a hope beyond measure
Was the poor spray’s, which the flying feet hung to,โ€”
So to be singled out, built in, and sung to!
This is a heart the Queen leant on,
Thrill’d in a minute erratic,
Ere the true bosom she bent on,
Meet for love’s regal dalmatic
O, what a fancy ecstatic
Was the poor heart’s, ere the wanderer went onโ€”
Love to be saved for it, proffer’d to, spent on!

“Well,” says I; “when even electric supplies are gone, I just charge the phone by stickin’-it-up-my-arse – AND LIFE GOES ON!”*๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

“OFF THE GRID, A Comedy?!” also a poem December 15, 2018 (Saturday)

Yeah, BABY! I-got-me-two-phone-“devices;” One’s-a-fine-jewel-with-telephonic-Internet-ish-connection;

It’ll-work-IF-there’s-WI-FI-with-signal – and-sympathetic-convention!

BUT! IF these things switch-off (which they sometimes do),
I-got-me-MS.-RELIABLE – Sent-from-Australia!! GOLD! No. 2!
I-just-need-to-keep-“My-Second-Bitty”-with-a-charge,
So, I-plug-her-in – and-I-got-me: A CAMERA – and-a-RECORDER-at-large!

So, WHEN THE SIGNAL’S WEAK OR NONEXISTENT,
I-got-me-“Goldie!” She’s-reliable-and-persistent!

BUT WHAT’YA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GOT NO POWER?
WHEN SOMETIMES ELECTRICITY BE GONE – FOR MANY AN HOUR?
HOW, THEN, CAN YOU SAY – (that) – YOU’RE REALLY “OFF THE GRID?”
THEN WHAT-CHA GONNA DO? THEN HOW WILL YOU “BID?”

“Well,” says I; “when even electric supplies are gone,
I just charge the phone by stickin’-it-up-my-arse – AND LIFE GOES ON!”*

fin <3

* – So-there! (pause) na na na na na na na na na . . .

Editor: my oh my, Mystic Poet must have been knocked back again๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

Mystic Poet

“A SPECIAL SOMEONE!” a poem Saturday: December 15, 2018 Thanks to My M!

Look around, wayward traveler! What-do-you-think-you-see?
“Weeping!”
“Gnashing-of-teeth!”
“Oh, My! Demons! are looking at me,
And-asking for donations; (pause) they can NOT get enough!”
Well, what-do-you-know-about-all-THAT?
“Things seem-REALLY, pretty-tough!”

OK! Now! Close-your-eyes- (pause) and-take-a-breath-or-two;
NOW! Open-up-them-PEEPERS!
“Geez-things-are-totally-new!
Now-I-see-a-happy-family, dining-at-a-Christmas-table;
I see some-hugging-&-kissing – Folks-in-fine-linen, and-some dressed-in-sable,
With-wonderful-Heavenly-music! Well-now-WHAT-AM-I-TO-THINK?
It SEEMS-that-I’m-in-Heaven-OR-Hell; I’m-lifted! Then, I-sink!”

So, WELCOME-TO-” S O M E ” -REALITY! There’re-an-infinite-number-around!
Choose-whatever-you-want, Dear Friend!
“In EACH ONE, I have found:
WONDERMENT – and-DESECRATION! GLORY, mixed with SORROW;
What-a-MIXED-BAG-conditionality-is – There’s TODAY – and, then, TOMORROW,
And I DON’T-KNOW, if-I-should-even-get-up – on any given day,
Because – Sometimes I-AM-‘given’ – (pause) – and-sometimes-I-must-pay!”

And THAT’S THE WAY OF EXISTENCE, FRIEND – quid pro quo-and-stuff;
Some days you will enjoy yourself – and sometimes you’ve-had-enough!
That-IS-The-Way it-is right-HERE, and-anywhere-ELSE-you-go!
MY SUGGESTION: Find-you-a-“help-mate!” Love-her (him) despite cheer or woe:
HOLD-ON-TIGHTLY, kiss-and-smile, but DO-keep-up “Your Guard,”
Yet, with that SPECIAL SOMEONE – Life won’t be all that hard!

fin <3