It’ll be soon now, Honey – I’m REALLY PRETTY SURE SOON! It’s been REALLY NICE knowing ya – (Yea) prob’ly before noon! We’re not sure – if The World – is gonna😁😁

“I’VE NO IDEA WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE!!” a poem a.k.a.: “BUT SOON!!” a.k.a.: “Could-a-Would-a-Should-a!” a.k.a.: “Eulogy 4 A Texas Friend Name-Of Don!” 12 – 12 – ! – 18 O. M. G.!! Odin’s Day 2 OMG!

It’ll be soon now, Honey – I’m REALLY PRETTY SURE SOON!
It’s been REALLY NICE knowing ya – (Yea) prob’ly before noon!
We’re not sure – if The World – is gonna just collapse,
Or! IF-The-Internet-will-shut-down, oh, my God! Perhaps,
BUT! – DO (even-though-it’ll-make-no-difference) SEND THIS TO-100-FRIENDS,
Even though – we-don’t-really-know – WHEN THE WORLD – E N D S !!
Anyway! It’s IMMINENT! I think – that is the word,
And – IT WILL BE “THE END;” that is what I’ve heard!

I wish we had MORE TIME (pause) there never is enough,
And I WISH – all those lonely times – I had not been SO GRUFF,
With you! Yea-I’m-REALLY-sorry – about THE OTHER TIMES too,
When destruction was ALSO imminent – Yeah, well – those-ones-were-NOT-TRUE!
But-THIS ONE – this-is-for-certain! This-is-IT-The-End-The-FINAL CURTAIN!
So. Gosh! I wish we could have planned – to live a life together,
And to have done – some S & M – with chains-and-a-little-leather,
And, YOU KNOW – more ice cream – and, of course-a, way more sex,
For YOU, my Friend – my loving LOVE – my comfy-friendly-“Tex!”
Oh, well, ,it’s OVER now & (y-know) I woulda sucked your (long pause) THUMB,
And! I woulda been MORE SUBMISSIVE! I woulda kissed – your bum!
Hey! Wait! This IS crazy-and-just in:
O.M.G.! a false alarm! Well-here-we-go-again!
Back – to LIVING! Dang! Though! That-was-QUITE-exciting!
Yet, you-know – those things-I-said, so promised – and inviting?
Yeah! I didn’t REALLY mean ’em – I was only kidding!
You CAN’T hold me- to those things – I was just LID-a-FLIPPING.
Oh, come-on now – you-can’t hold me to THAT!
I’ve got (my) DIGNITY-and-PRIDE – I’m not your pussy cat!
And NO! You CAN’T lick THAT – it’s sacred ground down there,
AND ARMAGEDDON SOME BAD VIBES NOW – no shavin’ (my) pub(l)ic hair!
You just BETTER – stay away! from me! You slimy, HORNY GUY!
(So! I had to shoot him dead – I-shot-him-deep-into his eye),
And, as he lay there bleeding, with-a-real-hard-on quite-on,
I exclaimed: “I-guess-’twas-NO-false-alarm-for you! Just-call-me-your-Armaged-Don!”*

fin ❤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpv8-5XWOI

    • WE are NOT arma-gonna-get-it-on! So, just die now – there will be 72 virgins waiting for you in Heaven! (Aren’t you glad?) (I did you a favor!) (OK?)

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Love prayer 🕊

Love prayer

God, my Father,
May I love You in all things and above all things.
May I reach the joy which
You have prepared for me in Heaven.
Nothing is good that is against Your Will,
and all that is good comes from Your Hand.
Place in my heart a desire to please You
and fill my mind with thoughts of Your Love,
so that I may grow in Your Wisdom and enjoy Your Peace.

Amen.🕊

Prayer in time of Need🕊

Prayer in time of Need

Jesus, do not leave me alone in suffering.
You know, Lord, how weak I am.
I am an abyss of wretchedness,
I am nothingness itself;
So what will be so strange
If You leave me alone and I fall?

I am an infant, Lord,
So I cannot get along by myself.
However, beyond all abandonment I trust,
And in spite of my own feeling I trust,
And I am being completely transformed into trust,
Often in spite of what I feel.

Do not lessen any of my sufferings,
Only give me strength to bear them.
Do with me as You please, Lord,
Only give me the grace to be able to love You,
In every event and circumstances.

Lord, do not lessen my cup of bitterness,
Only give me strength
That I may be able to drink it all.

Amen.

What is essential in your life

What is important in your life
You have to ask yourself this question on a consistent basis what is important in your life what is it that you want your life to mean. It will take time and effort. It might be easy for some of you but the hardest thing for most.

Because when people are asked what is it, they want specific in their life. Most will get stuck, but then they will give more generic answers like more money, more time etc. But when you ask them to dig deep and find the real answers, they will feel uncomfortable.

Be Gracious for all you have and are
Kindness is free, sprinkle it everywhere you go
Be a leader among men 
Leader by example with a smile on your face
Everything will fall into place 
Look after the team first 
Make sure they are rewarded for their success 

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House Hold Tips

If a shirt/sweater has static cling, put a safety pin in it. The static will instantly go away.

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Do not use chemicals to kill ants. Instead, get a spray bottle, fill it with water and salt (25%), shake well, spray… boom, dead!

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To clean a microwave: Put a bowl of water inside and microwave for 3 minutes. The steam will moisten everything up making cleaning simple!

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House Hold Tips – Give up smoking the natural way.

Trying to quit smoking? Lick a little salt with the tip of your tongue whenever you feel the urge to smoke. This is said to break the habit within a month.

House Hold Tips

Toothpaste removes ink from your clothes. Apply it to the stain, let it dry and then wash.

House Hold Tips

How to make your own paint: mix 1 cup of salt, 1 cup of flour, 1 cup of water and food coloring.

House Hold Tips

Febreze kills ants on contact and doesn’t leave your house smelling like poison.

( my Favourite – Woolworths Australia)

House Hold Tips

When heating leftovers, space out a circle in the middle, it will heat up much more evenly.

House Hold Tips

If a bird ever gets into your house turn off all of the lights and open a door/window outside where there is visible light.

House Hold Tips

Nothing kills weeds and keeps them dead for longer like white vinegar straight from the bottle.