“I’VE NO IDEA WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE!!” a poem a.k.a.: “BUT SOON!!” a.k.a.: “Could-a-Would-a-Should-a!” a.k.a.: “Eulogy 4 A Texas Friend Name-Of Don!” 12 – 12 – ! – 18 O. M. G.!! Odin’s Day 2 OMG!
It’ll be soon now, Honey – I’m REALLY PRETTY SURE SOON!
It’s been REALLY NICE knowing ya – (Yea) prob’ly before noon!
We’re not sure – if The World – is gonna just collapse,
Or! IF-The-Internet-will-shut-down, oh, my God! Perhaps,
BUT! – DO (even-though-it’ll-make-no-difference) SEND THIS TO-100-FRIENDS,
Even though – we-don’t-really-know – WHEN THE WORLD – E N D S !!
Anyway! It’s IMMINENT! I think – that is the word,
And – IT WILL BE “THE END;” that is what I’ve heard!
I wish we had MORE TIME (pause) there never is enough,
And I WISH – all those lonely times – I had not been SO GRUFF,
With you! Yea-I’m-REALLY-sorry – about THE OTHER TIMES too,
When destruction was ALSO imminent – Yeah, well – those-ones-were-NOT-TRUE!
But-THIS ONE – this-is-for-certain! This-is-IT-The-End-The-FINAL CURTAIN!
So. Gosh! I wish we could have planned – to live a life together,
And to have done – some S & M – with chains-and-a-little-leather,
And, YOU KNOW – more ice cream – and, of course-a, way more sex,
For YOU, my Friend – my loving LOVE – my comfy-friendly-“Tex!”
Oh, well, ,it’s OVER now & (y-know) I woulda sucked your (long pause) THUMB,
And! I woulda been MORE SUBMISSIVE! I woulda kissed – your bum!
Hey! Wait! This IS crazy-and-just in:
O.M.G.! a false alarm! Well-here-we-go-again!
Back – to LIVING! Dang! Though! That-was-QUITE-exciting!
Yet, you-know – those things-I-said, so promised – and inviting?
Yeah! I didn’t REALLY mean ’em – I was only kidding!
You CAN’T hold me- to those things – I was just LID-a-FLIPPING.
Oh, come-on now – you-can’t hold me to THAT!
I’ve got (my) DIGNITY-and-PRIDE – I’m not your pussy cat!
And NO! You CAN’T lick THAT – it’s sacred ground down there,
AND ARMAGEDDON SOME BAD VIBES NOW – no shavin’ (my) pub(l)ic hair!
You just BETTER – stay away! from me! You slimy, HORNY GUY!
(So! I had to shoot him dead – I-shot-him-deep-into his eye),
And, as he lay there bleeding, with-a-real-hard-on quite-on,
I exclaimed: “I-guess-’twas-NO-false-alarm-for you! Just-call-me-your-Armaged-Don!”*
God, my Father, May I love You in all things and above all things. May I reach the joy which You have prepared for me in Heaven. Nothing is good that is against Your Will, and all that is good comes from Your Hand. Place in my heart a desire to please You and fill my mind with thoughts of Your Love, so that I may grow in Your Wisdom and enjoy Your Peace.
Jesus, do not leave me alone in suffering.
You know, Lord, how weak I am.
I am an abyss of wretchedness,
I am nothingness itself;
So what will be so strange
If You leave me alone and I fall?
I am an infant, Lord,
So I cannot get along by myself.
However, beyond all abandonment I trust,
And in spite of my own feeling I trust,
And I am being completely transformed into trust,
Often in spite of what I feel.
Do not lessen any of my sufferings,
Only give me strength to bear them.
Do with me as You please, Lord,
Only give me the grace to be able to love You,
In every event and circumstances.
Lord, do not lessen my cup of bitterness,
Only give me strength
That I may be able to drink it all.
What is important in your life You have to ask yourself this question on a consistent basis what is important in your life what is it that you want your life to mean. It will take time and effort. It might be easy for some of you but the hardest thing for most.
Because when people are asked what is it, they want specific in their life. Most will get stuck, but then they will give more generic answers like more money, more time etc. But when you ask them to dig deep and find the real answers, they will feel uncomfortable.