Record Store 😁

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme?'” she asked.

“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.”

“Is that a record?” the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn.

“I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.

Kindness 😁

John Burns Rapist Australia

John Burns was arrested and charged with the sexual assault of a 13 year old girl while on bail for charges that are almost exactly the same.

Stop releasing child abusers !

They will strike again !

Do our courts not ever learn, child sex offenders csnnot be trusted to be of good behaviour, no matter how many conditions you apply to their bail or parole.

Anthony Sampieri….He was let out on parole and then bang he was allegedly found naked, choking and sexually assaulting a 7 year old girl in a Kogarah dance studio toilet!

Why do we trust child sex offenders? They simply cannot be trusted ever, once they cross that line and hurt a child they will never again be safe around children.

The risk is just not worth taking and it’s time our courts realised that and stopped playing with our children’s lives.

A man accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl was already on bail for similar child sex charges.
John Blair Burns, 28, was stopped by police early on Sunday morning while driving in Cardiff, north of Sydney, with the young girl and a 16-year-old boy in the car.

He was arrested on breach of bail conditions and taken to Toronto Police Station where the teenage girl later alleged she had been sexually assaulted by Burns and detectives from the Child Abuse and Sex Crimes Squad were called in. Burns was arrested and charged with aggravated sexual assault of a victim under the age of 16, procuring a child under 14 for unlawful sexual activity and breach of bail.

He allegedly used the social media app Snapchat to contact the young girl for 12 months before sexually assaulting her in his home at Glendale, near to where he was stopped by police.

Burns had been arrested in April of this year and was charged with nine offences, including five counts of having sexual intercourse with a person aged between 14 and 16, (that would be rape), possessing child abuse material and impersonating a police office, Seven News reported.

He was denied bail by Griffith Local Court, in the New South Wales Riverina, at the time but the decision was overturned by the New South Wales Supreme Court in October.

Why was it overturned by the Supreme Court ?
Will the Supreme Court now be held accountable for this new crime ?
They knew he was dangerous because the Griffith local court had denied his bail, and yet they released him anyway ?
Surely it’s time that courts and parole boards are held accountable for these decisions which go against recommendations and result in further crimes against our children.
Only then will they take their jobs seriously and make the safety of our kids the priority it should be !

Burns’ bail conditions were strict, they included not going within 100km of Griffith, a curfew from 8pm to 8am, reporting to police twice a day and not using the internet and social media, but strict conditions mean nothing if you intend to breach them.

The house he was ordered to live in whilst he was on bail, was according to 7 news, next to schools. How ridiculous… did anyone even bother to check the location?
We cannot trust these perverted sex offenders to be good citizens, they are not going to behave, so it is up to us to ensure they are not capable of harming children.
That means to start with NO BAIL and NO EARLY PAROLE fullstop.

Bail had been opposed by police for a good reason, it was denied by Griffith Court for a good reason and yet the Supreme Court believed they knew better…..
and now another young girl has been allegedly sexually assaulted.
Her family have every right to be angry that he was given the opportunity to abuse their child.

Yesterday, Burns had his bail revoked in Toronto Local Court following the latest charges.
A little late, but better than never I suppose.

‘No pleas were entered to the fresh charges and no application was made for bail,’ Burns’ lawyer Bryce Morrison told reporters outside the court.

Bryce have you ever considered that there are certain clients you should just say no to representing, like this one perhaps ?

When will we stop letting child abusers out of prison ? We simply cannot trust them around our children. Time and time again they get let out and time and time again they hurt more children, enough is enough…. just stop letting them out of prison !

Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison recently said that a priority of the Australian system would be to keep children safe and ensure that there are no systems in place that help cover up abuse of children, well ScoMo tell that to your judges, mate !

John Burns is just another example in a long line of alleged child abusers who are released on bail or parole and just continue to hurt children. They are entirely unrepentant, not even slightly remorseful for their crimes as they don’t see what they do as being even slightly wrong… so why would they show remorse ?

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian stated in relation to the bail laws “If there is more we have to do, we will and of course our priority is to make sure that people who should be behind bars are there.”

We hope you mean that Premier, because believe us, there IS much to do…..
Starting with NO BAIL for sex offenders
We must stop letting them out, they can’t be rehabilitated and they won’t stop hurting our kids.

We need to stop making it so damn easy for them!

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Mystic Poet

“FEARLESS LAUGHTER!” a poem November 26, 2018 (Monday)
Now, then, eat-only – ONCE A DAY!!! or – stand upon one leg,

Until you maybe will pass-out!!! (pause)

Are-you get-ting-”a-tag,”

By joining some religion – OF COURSE! IT’S THE BEST ONE!!!

AND – IF-you-use-colloidal-silver – you-WILL-have-much-more-fun!

All-you-require: “Take 2 o’ these!!” They-are a-little-bit pricey,


I’m “throwing-these-good-dice,” see?

I just need a cure – (pause) and, I really-NEED to “complete,”

The rightful, best-e-regimen -Then-tranquility-I’ll-meet,

But, Friends – WE’RE “ONLY” HUMAN – and-this-for – “The Long Haul (?)

You might be better off, IF-you – simply-(don’t) make one-more-call!!

Will the-TURN-AROUND-be-comin’-soon?

We’re ALWAYS expecting – it!

Golly-you’re only human! There is no “perfect fit(?),


You fin-a-lly-accept – that-PERFECTION IS INHERENT;

In all that you will ever do – it’s perfectly apparent!

Just keep at it, My Fine-Feathered-Friends – You ALL have got it made,

CULTIVATE – a little love – and then you will get paid,

So-you-can-share-your-”spoils”-with a friend –


CULTIVATE SOME LOVE – and – Keep-it-up, (pause)

Laughing, fearlessly!

fin ❤

* – – Super vitamins are still man-made commodities – and the body’s reaction to such concentrated amounts of vitamins and/or minerals – can be drastic! Sure, they MAY be more natural than Wellbutrin or Xanax – but, assuming you find they seem to work for you, you better insure you have a continual supply for the rest of your “vitamized life,” less you suffer a withdrawal response because you are no longer “pumping” your body – with TRUE HOPE – or whatever other supplement promises you “great results” WITHOUT the promise of a forever supply! or – a UNIFORM set of nutritional ingredients. Yes, we are ALL – SO dependent on so many things – AND – you need to use what you think will help! BUT – just know, in your quest for “wellness,” that, once you start down a particular therapeutic path, it may be very difficult to turn back, if circumstances require it for some reason! 🙂 – Amen!

Mystic Poet

“INTERNATIONAL THANKSGIVING VACATIONS 2018!” a poem a.k.a.: “Sexy Global Travels!” Monday (a.k.a.: “Today, School Started, After The Week-Long Thanksgiving Holiday!”) November 26, 2018

Our Thanksgiving Holidays are now-truly-over; we went on extended vacation!

So, we’re-back-in-school, but the-trips-were-cool – yes, some of us left the nation:

My Chinese friend Poo Chu-he-went – all-the-way-to-The-”Nether”-Lands;

With-his-girl-Boo Ku; they were-in-Ghana (pause) and-also went to CANNES!

Francis, she-”ended”-up – in-a-NICE-place, somewhere out in France;

She traveled there – with Dickie – They’re sticky-and-they-love to “dance!”

“We also traveled to ANUS! It’s not very far from PUSSY!”

“Yes,” said Dick; “you-can-extend-the ride – for you don’t wanna be no wussy!”

Hardin & Gaye were in BangKok; they had a glorious trip;

He-was-born-in-BEAVERLICK, Kentucky, but in Thailand, they let it rip!

Dawn and Darius went to England – to visit COCKS-and-The-Queen!

“We DID sleep late,” said Dawn; “yet Dary – he-was real keen,

For he wanted to go* to NOMAN’S LAND (in Cornwall) and, also, NASTY,

Was high-on-the-list of places to go! It REALLY was – quite tasty!”

The PeePee Family went to Bavaria, to experience a little PETTING,

And Rand and Sonja-also-visited England; PRICKEND saw some “wetting!”

“Well, where-did-YOU-go?”* my-friends-wanted-to-know?

“I-traveled-far (pause) with James-T.-Kirkie!

We went to SEXMOAN, in The Phillipines – AND –

We-also enjoyed some-Turkey! 🙂 – The fowl World has a fish-y smell!!**

fin. ❤

    • or – where did you cum from?

** – After all, it is some people’s oyster!

Watch “I can see clearly now the rain is gone with lyrics” on YouTube

Dinner Troubles :

Dinner Troubles .
A man and a woman are having an intimate dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the man quietly slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice.The waitress comes over and says, “Excuse me, Ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman says, “No he didn’t, he just walked in the door.”


Adam and Eve 😊

Adam and Eve :
Adam was in the Garden of Eden and was very very lonely. So God decides to build him a friend and lover. He decides to call it a “Woman”. So he sets out to work but realizes he’ll need to borrow a few parts from Adam, so he goes to Adam and explains the situation. God says “I’ll build the perfect companion, she’ll cook, clean, take care of your every wish and need and will never nag or complain or be angry at you for no reason. It’ll only cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam says “But I need my arm and leg… what can I get for just a rib?”

And the rest is history…

Tricked again 😂😃😄😅😆

This is My FIRST Time🤔

This is My FIRST Time😂

My mother has a “lead foot,” so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.

Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car.

“I have never been stopped like this before,” she said to the officer.

“What do they usually do, ma’am?” he asked, “shoot the tires out?”

American President?

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, she wants her sign back

American President 😂

Hillary Clinton Has Finished… :
“Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, Fiction is a lot harder to write.”

– Jay Leno

Hecho En Mexico

A woman goes for her pelvic exam. While the doctor is doing the exam, he notices bikini tan lines, and she has sandals on that say “hecho en mexico” (made in mexico). So he casually asks her, “So did you enjoy your trip to Mexico?”
She sits up a little and stares at him with this look of disbelief. “You can tell that just from a pelvic exam?!?!?”

The Coin Toss

A,U.S. Mint spokesperson announced the plans for a new fifty-cent piece that was being issued in the honor of two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale. When questioned by a reporter why two people were going to appear on the same coin, the spokesperson replied, “These two men were selected to simplify life for a vast majority of Americans.”

The reporter then asked, “Could you explain how this would simplify life for Americans?”

The official responded, “Certainly, I’d be happy to. Now, when they toss a coin, they can simply call Ted’s or Hale’s.”

The Osbournes 😂

The Osbournes :
Former Vice President Dan Quayle says that if you take out the profanity, the TV show “The Osbounes” is about good family values.
You take out the profanity, and “The Osbournes” is about 30 seconds long.