“CONGRATULATIONS!” a poem a.k.a.: “”Lemme Sleep; Lemme Dream (pause); Lemme See – That Lovely Gleam (pause) Of Morning Sun, As-It-Reflects-In- Your-Eyes! (pause) And Lemme Hear (pause) – All Your Sighs!” Saturday: November 24, 2018
“WHATEVER IS YOUR FONDEST DESIRE, IT-IS – ALREADY YOURS!”
Says Oprah (Winfrey) at her eagerly-anticipated-&-enlightened sem-in-ers!
“JUST TRY T. M. MEDITATION – AND BECOMES, YES! TRULY FREE,
AND HAVE WHATEVER-YOU-CAN-IMAGINE – OH, SO NATUR- ALLY!”
Sally Ga-roo, my wife and friend,
Was in ecstasy! and, towards-the-end,
Of-the-seminar, she spoke with Oprah O:
“Thank YOU, Dear!” she said; “I’d like-you-to-know:
That-my-wish-has-come-true – for-I’ve-WANTED-a child,
And, although-I-was-barren, (I’m) now-FERTILE! Mercy’s-mild!
AND! The perfect man has found me too!”
Life had (finally) become PERFECT! for Sally Ga-roo!
THE DELIVERY? Perfect! And her husband DELL,
Was also ecstatic! A healthy baby – and ALL IS WELL!!
And Sally was seen, oft-times, in the hallway, holding her baby,
And Dr. McPherson-McPherson assured-her that maybe,
Tomorrow she could return – to her good husband TOM,
Holding her perfect baby – as it suckled – on its (loving) mom!
“The baby-will-never-age AND Sally is FOREVER,”
Said the good doctor!
“So, you’re saying that NEVER,
Will she come out – of this state of affairs?”
“NO!” said The Doctor; “And no one truly cares,
If she EVER releases – this delusion she has,
For SHE’S-BEEN-HAPPY-FOR-DECADES; it’s called: PERFECT-DAZ,
Starting at-an-early-age, so wanting to be a MOM,
But, she was found unfertile – and could NEVER BE CALM;
So Sally was brought here – here to Happy Acres,
And-she’s-been-happy-ever-since – among all us fakers!”
Boys and girls, we’re ALL in friggin’ Happy Acres,
And, as Sally watched her hubbie, a member of the L. A. Lakers,
Come down The Hall – with a bouquet – and a little sorrow,
She said: “Yes, darling – my darling BRAD! We’re-being-released-tomorrow!”
Yes, we’re ALL in Happy Acres, girls and boys,
And Facebook-and-The-Government-and-The-Doctors – treat us like toys,
Because WE DESIRE – ALL THAT WE WANT!
We LOVE watching football, each kick and each punt,
AND – we all hope, IF things are-just-a-little-bit-good,
That GOD, The Doctor – won’t-wake-us! even-though-(S)he-could!!
And, did-you-know, THE GREATEST GLADNESS YOU’LL EVER KNOW,
And, perhaps – The Reason For Living – this existence, which exists, just so,
Is: TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR – YOUR FRIEND – and – YOUR SPOUSE,
AND – To paint big ol’ hearts! all over Your House! 🙂 – I love your smile!