“DON’T GO TOO FAR! OH, OK, GO A HEAD OR TWO OR MORE!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Dark Hole Of Calcutta Meets The Hydra!” a.k.a.: “Many Heads – For Maximum Pleasure.” (Adam & Eve Adult Toy Store) November 8, 2018 (Thor’s Day)
The Dark Hole of Calcutta – is dark, but shining through,
A gaping-cav’rnous cave, (pause) with sexy-echos true!
I’m goin’ on right in-there! I really can not wait;
The Dark Hole of Calcutta! I know I’ve found my “mate!”
I’m goin’ in there NOW – (pause) before my “lovie-poo,”
Snaps her legs quite shut – and severs me in two,
But I’M THE DREADED HYDRA! I’m really not a liar:
Just cleave me in two – for-a-DUET-of-DESIRE!
Two – two – of me! Jockeying for position!
Cleave us BOTH, my Honey, and you’ve got FOUR for The Mission,
Of DEEP EXPLORATION – We like to go DEEP!
Be still, my little Darling! DON’T – YOU – WEEP,
For, WE-will be-gentle! O.M.G.! (Now) THERE’S 8,
And 16 – and 32 – and THE PUMP – feels great,
And-MORE-and-MORE – Fast, by The Score,
And-YOU-SCREAM: “I’m PREGNANT!” Then!-a-ROAR,
From-The Earth Goddess, She’ll-conceive RIGHT SOON,
And, SUDDENLY, There’s-no-balloon!
Plop goes The Weasel – A Bouncing Baby Boy,
Who looks like Donald Trump – or-maybe-Leonard-Nimoy!
So, O.M.G.! It’s TWINS! But WAIT! Yes! Now, it’s 3,
And they are with Jim Neighbors, all singing with great glee!!
Then, 4! Then, 5! Then, Oh, My God!
We’ve-a-fine-rock-band – and our-Todd Elrod,
Is the-lead-singer, and his-dog doth howl!
The Dark-Hole-of-Calcultta – is-once-more on-The-Prowl,
For more sexy guys – to lure-into The Way,
O-of Sweet Oblivion and (pause) a ro-oll in The Hay!
Slow down, now – here, Facebook Friend,
This poem will surely, shortly end:
And YOU-CAN-NOT-HELP BUT FEEL HER VIBE,
And sniff-her-essence! Let’s-imbibe! 🙂 – Oh, Wow-za!
EDITOR: What ever you on lol I want a bucket ful 🤣😂😁