TEXAS COWBOY

“ARE YOU A BAD PERSON?” a poem, to be sung to the tune of “Rawhide!”

I’m a rotten villain;

For-lovin’ I-am-willin’;

To love-’em – then, I’m killin’!

And I am always a-millin’ I AM!

Oh-I’m a rotten villain; thrillin’, then I’m chillin’ – I’m a rotten villain! I AM!

Never hold or trust me – for I AM ever lusty! I am just a bad, bad man! I AM!

I-don’t-express what-I’m-feeling – I’ve secrets! And-I’m-stealing – your Heart-from-you A-THIEF! Yes, I AM!

Chorus: GIVE ME UP – LET ME GO – PUNCH ME HARD – DON’T CHA KNOW – I’M A MANGY, OLD DOG – I AM THROW ME OUT – SMACK ME TOO – DON’T YOU POUT – DON’T YOU RUE – I’M NO GOOD; I’M A RAT(FINK) – I AM!

Someone aughta shoot me – Just-coffee! ‘cause I hate tea – I AM just a BAD MAN, I am –

I love ‘em, then I lea-eave – I’ll get no dang reprie-ieve – – – Hang me HIGH, I-deserve-it! Yes, I do!

I AM rough and stinky – Just you smell my pinkie! A dirty, mangy mad-a-d dog I AM!

(Chorus!)

Someone should castrate me – BUT women LOVE me DAI – LY – – – I AM so attractive! I AM!

But-I-really-can-not help it – And I have next to NO WIT!! I’m REALLY STUPID too – oo – Yes, I AM!

[I don’t express what-I’m feelin’ – I’ve SECRETS! and I’m stealin’ – Your precious heart from you-ou; Yes, I AM!]

(Chorus!)

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