โ€œMY OWN FAULT!โ€ TEXAS COWBOY ๐Ÿ’ฅ

โ€œMY OWN FAULT!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œFlies Especially Find Me Sexy!โ€

Iโ€™m SURE itโ€™s my fault; I sing TOO-PRO-VOC-A-TIVE-LY;

It entices! Others! Into-seeking (pause) sweet-debau-cher-y!

And the clothes that I wear! And the smell of my hair!

And my steady-sexy-stare! Yes! I-need-to-beware,

And be way, way more careful-โ€™cause-sexy-can-get-to-be-TOO-MUCH,

That-EVERYONEโ€™s-standing-in-line (pause) – waitinโ€™-for-some-touch!!

So! I am LOCKING THE PUBLIC BATHROOM DOOR,*

With SEVERAL LOCKS – and – maybe more!!

Iโ€™ll insure – that-no-one-can-break-in,

And grab me! And-commit some-terrible-act-of-โ€sin!โ€

In fact! I might just order-me (on-line) A CHASTITY BELT!!

But, THEN – people might say: โ€œTHAT GUY! Have-you-really-smelt,

HIM! Heโ€™s a REALLY stinky boy!โ€

โ€˜Cause the beltโ€™ll hold in – all my excrement-al-joy!

Then, my only followers-and-or-fans WILL BE – A-BUNCH-Oโ€™-FLIES!

Theyโ€™ll call me: THE LORD OF THE FLIES! AND, you know,

ITโ€™LL BE NO SURPRISE!! ๐Ÿ™‚ -Buzz! Buzz! Buzzing into a new Lightyear!

fin <3



* – REALLY tight(ly) – when I go in there to comb my hair, do โ€œmy business,โ€ or just โ€ฆ cry โ€ฆ a lot! Cry! for all my blessings! and โ€ฆ heartaches! <3

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