“MY OWN FAULT!” a poem a.k.a.: “Flies Especially Find Me Sexy!”
I’m SURE it’s my fault; I sing TOO-PRO-VOC-A-TIVE-LY;
It entices! Others! Into-seeking (pause) sweet-debau-cher-y!
And the clothes that I wear! And the smell of my hair!
And my steady-sexy-stare! Yes! I-need-to-beware,
And be way, way more careful-’cause-sexy-can-get-to-be-TOO-MUCH,
That-EVERYONE’s-standing-in-line (pause) – waitin’-for-some-touch!!
So! I am LOCKING THE PUBLIC BATHROOM DOOR,*
With SEVERAL LOCKS – and – maybe more!!
I’ll insure – that-no-one-can-break-in,
And grab me! And-commit some-terrible-act-of-”sin!”
In fact! I might just order-me (on-line) A CHASTITY BELT!!
But, THEN – people might say: “THAT GUY! Have-you-really-smelt,
HIM! He’s a REALLY stinky boy!”
‘Cause the belt’ll hold in – all my excrement-al-joy!
Then, my only followers-and-or-fans WILL BE – A-BUNCH-O’-FLIES!
They’ll call me: THE LORD OF THE FLIES! AND, you know,
IT’LL BE NO SURPRISE!! 🙂 -Buzz! Buzz! Buzzing into a new Lightyear!
* – REALLY tight(ly) – when I go in there to comb my hair, do “my business,” or just … cry … a lot! Cry! for all my blessings! and … heartaches! ❤