“MY OWN FAULT!” TEXAS COWBOY 💥

“MY OWN FAULT!” a poem a.k.a.: “Flies Especially Find Me Sexy!”

I’m SURE it’s my fault; I sing TOO-PRO-VOC-A-TIVE-LY;

It entices! Others! Into-seeking (pause) sweet-debau-cher-y!

And the clothes that I wear! And the smell of my hair!

And my steady-sexy-stare! Yes! I-need-to-beware,

And be way, way more careful-’cause-sexy-can-get-to-be-TOO-MUCH,

That-EVERYONE’s-standing-in-line (pause) – waitin’-for-some-touch!!

So! I am LOCKING THE PUBLIC BATHROOM DOOR,*

With SEVERAL LOCKS – and – maybe more!!

I’ll insure – that-no-one-can-break-in,

And grab me! And-commit some-terrible-act-of-”sin!”

In fact! I might just order-me (on-line) A CHASTITY BELT!!

But, THEN – people might say: “THAT GUY! Have-you-really-smelt,

HIM! He’s a REALLY stinky boy!”

‘Cause the belt’ll hold in – all my excrement-al-joy!

Then, my only followers-and-or-fans WILL BE – A-BUNCH-O’-FLIES!

They’ll call me: THE LORD OF THE FLIES! AND, you know,

IT’LL BE NO SURPRISE!! 🙂 -Buzz! Buzz! Buzzing into a new Lightyear!

fin ❤



* – REALLY tight(ly) – when I go in there to comb my hair, do “my business,” or just … cry … a lot! Cry! for all my blessings! and … heartaches! ❤

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