Mystic POET

โ€œIF ONLY I HAD BEEN BORN – DIFFERENTLY?!?!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œYou KNOW I Really, Really Would Miss Girls If They Werenโ€™t Around – AND – I Would Miss Guys Too – Canโ€™t Live With โ€˜Em; Canโ€™t Live Without โ€œEm!!โ€ Tues. – Oct. 16, 2018

IF only I could-a-been – BORN – a WOMAN! Then-maybe-Iโ€™d-be-OK!!

But NO!!!! The Lord of Hosts didnโ€™t โ€œbless me,โ€ so, for my โ€œmalenessโ€ in life,

Iโ€™ll โ€œpay!โ€

Iโ€™m so guilty! disgusted! IF ONLY – a sex change operation I could afford,

BUT! Iโ€™m-a (dare I say it) โ€œpoorโ€ GUY! one-of-the-vile-unwashed horde!

Women! are-so-wise and-so-kind and-know -what-to-do-and-say;

Oh, Ye women of The World! You must be so happy and gay,

To have been – born – The correct and proper gender,

God must be OVERJOYED – when She makes a girl & says: โ€œLetโ€™s send-her!

Letโ€™s send out another of our perfect, human gals,

Compared to (yuck) GUYS! Girls are such stable, good pals:

THEY LOVE ANIMALS* – to read and write –

And they are so decent and peaceful – and-donโ€™t-put-up-a-fight,**

LIKE HORMONE RAVAGED BUCKS & RAMS,

Those โ€œnecessaryโ€(?) evils – who eat turkeys and hams!!

Why are men even necessary? Well, I guess theyโ€™re suitable for (occasional) BREEDING,

But -theyโ€™re so obnoxious – and hard-headed (and secretive) – and often – misleading –

Yet! Theyโ€™re good – I mean, sort-of (I guess)

For: changing-light-bulbs-killing-big-bugs-and-cleaning-up-THE-MESS,

Left – by perfect women, once they have clawed one another to tears,

And have cursed their โ€œunsightlyโ€ bodies – and-are quivering with fears,

Of what will come next? And – How can we guarantee, comfort & clean air,

And what to do w/ horny men,***uncontrollable emotions &-days-of-bad-hair!

IF ONLY I COULD-A BEEN A WOMAN-with THOSE EXCELLENT TRAITS,

But, SORRY! I-gotta-leave! โ€˜cause dinner-might-get-cold-and-I-gotta-try-to-get-me-some-weekend-dates,

With – a disgusting man – any-disgusting-man-my-inspection-will-โ€pass,โ€

โ€˜Cause no womanโ€™ll have me; Iโ€™m (just) a whimpering – jack-ass! ๐Ÿ™‚ – hee-haw!

fin <3 [Remember: This is ALL about MY inner demons, my anima and my animals and my perverted perspective (can you say that five times, really fast?) on life, and all sorts of stuff – that makes me The Quaking Ma(e)ss of Manhood I Have Pitifully Become! ๐Ÿ™‚ -burp!]

* – except spiders and snakes and mice and worms and mean animals and fleas and flies and ants in your pants and – some others

** – until menopause strikes – or that monthly things that we canโ€™t talk about – or

*** – when women simply ARENโ€™T!!

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Mystic POET

โ€œONE SIDE – ONE RIDE – YOU CAN – NOT HIDE!โ€ a poem Tuesday: 10/16/18

Donโ€™t pick HER! (She has โ€œbaggage!โ€)

And – with-Older-Women – thereโ€™s always โ€˜sag-age!!

THIS-SIDE-of-The-Track is BETTER!

The-โ€Messicansโ€ – are always โ€œwetter,โ€

For, when the heavy rains do come,

The Flood is OVER THERE, but-โ€Whities!โ€- ainโ€™t-that-kinda-dum?

For youโ€™ll have to clean up anyway,

And YOUR HOUSES-will-GO – ANOTHER DAY!

My โ€œrideโ€ is BETTER; it bounces โ€œnice;โ€

[OUR cars are newer; we-can-pay-the price,

For an โ€œup-to-date model!] BUT (pause) Wait a few years,

These MODERN CARS* (pause) will bring MANY TEARS,

BECAUSE! They age! {just like everything},

And NOW! over-to-THAT-side** those cars weโ€™ll bring!

SO – WEโ€™VE ALL GOT BAGGAGE, RICH AND POOR,

And โ€œpeace of mind!โ€ Whoโ€™s got more?

Thereโ€™s different luggage, BUT – thereโ€™s-always-some,

So, my people – pour-me a-cup-of-festive-rum!

WE THINK THEREโ€™S LESS BAGGAGE – and – WE THINK,

THEREโ€™S A BETTER SIDE;

And we THINK – that, from our neighbor, we can run and hide!

Thereโ€™s NO โ€œrealโ€ happy or sad, for the swift flying years,

Bring each one some joy – and each one some tears;

NOT the rich and the poor, for, to count a (wo)manโ€™s wealth,

You must FIRST know the state of her (his) conscience and health!

We are in THE SAME BOAT; we are ON THE SAME SIDE,

And, we think, that-by-crossing (or-jumping) in-some-better-place-weโ€™ll-abide!

So – try-to stop-assessing-baggage – or planning to get,

A way better deal (pause) WHY DONโ€™T YOU LET,

Yourselves-relax-a-little and-count-everything as-OK,

AND LOVE-ONE-ANOTHER – MANANA!? BUT, especially, TODAY!! ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. <3

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– or International Fence Lines – or attempts to โ€œkeep things outโ€ or โ€œsegregate,โ€ when a process of โ€œcohesion,โ€ which seems, for lack of a better word: โ€œnaturalโ€ is operational, always has been – perhaps always will be!! ๐Ÿ™‚

** – of any (arbitrary) track (railroad or otherwise)

Watch “CAN’T STOP THE FEELING! (From DreamWorks Animation’s “Trolls”) (Official Video)” on YouTube~ SMILE BE HAPPEN ~๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š

Be Humorous and Fun

Everyone wants to be near a person which makes them laugh. Nothing can replace a good laughter! Laughing is a healing process, and it is such a positive emotion.
It brings you joy and happiness, and it connects you with others on a deeper level, so practice this skill.

Try to notice only good things in others and approach life from a more optimistic point! Do not judge and criticize, do not always look into stuff in a serious way, instead, try to smile as as you can.

 

From Fox News – Idaho Fish and Game commissioner resigns after posing with animals he killed during Africa hunt

Idaho Fish and Game commissioner resigns after posing with animals he killed during Africa hunt

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/idaho-fish-and-game-commissioner-resigns-after-posing-with-animals-he-killed-during-africa-hunt

From Fox News – Naked man who jumped into tank with tiger sharks allegedly committed earlier assault: report๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ŠNAKED MAN ๐Ÿคฃ

Naked man who jumped into tank with tiger sharks allegedly committed earlier assault: report

https://www.foxnews.com/world/naked-man-who-jumped-into-tank-with-tiger-sharks-allegedly-committed-earlier-assault-report

Watch “Roy Orbison ~ Beautiful Dreamer.” on YouTube DAZZLED ~LETTER TO MY HUSBAND โคโค

I will hold you in my arms forevermore

I will kiss you like forgiveness

You will hold me like hope

We have with both lived with a sharp knife at our lips

This is how we heal my Darling

Like a pressed flower Bud

snuggled together into eternity

We didn’t ask to fall in love, it happened

I think that’s part of a miracle blessing our union

From above

My HUSBAND is beautiful inside and out he loves me cause he knows exactly why I love him just the way he is when he’s holding me like a pressed FLOWER together in a Rose bud โค
[ Dedication to my Husband ]

American PRESIDENT Painting

John McNaughton painted this picture of President Trump and named it “Respect The Flag.โ€The painter says, “I painted President Trump picking up a shredded and trampled flag off the football field. He holds a wet cloth in his right hand, as he attempts to clean it. I respect America. I respect the flag, the anthem, and the President; because he doesnโ€™t back down to those who do not.

“Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded oneโ€