“A. S. A. P.!!”

A. S. A. P.!!” a poem a.k.a.: “RELAX! Take It EZ Sometimes!” Oct. 13, 2018 Sat

Have you-got some “friends” who are into a.s.a.p.?

Well! A S A P is a person who sets up a trap,

And expects you to JUMP! at-his-tiniest-whim;

Perhaps! he’s-”expendable!” (pause)

You-could-get-rid-of-him!!??

ASAP means right-now I-can’t-wait and-JUMP, Friend!

Well! What Friend is That-who-kicks-you-in-your-”end?”

And-expects-FAST-reaction – ‘cause he ain’t too patient!

I think-that such-people are-mostly-abras(h)-iant* –

NOW, SOMETIMES – RIGHT NOW IS APPROPRIATE, sure,

When-there’s-a-REAL-emergency, but – let us make clear:

IF someone you know is AN EMERGENCY FAN,

You need NOT – support – THEIR habit, my man,

For man wasn’t made – to-be – on-call all-day,

Especially on-the-weekend(s) – to be caught in SOME fray,

Of someone-else’s obscene – and impatient nerves;

ASAPers are goofy! and many are “pervs!”

I-think-expedient-urges -are mostly just “toss-able,”**

LIFE IS TOO PRECIOUS – to-do (pause)

SOON-AS-POSSIBLE!! 🙂 – yup!

fin ❤

* – i.e.: abrasive!

** – i.e.: In The Trash

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