“A NICE POEM!” a poem!! a.k.a.: “Crazy! The Sequel!” a.k.a. 2: “Her, Her & She Don’t Equal WE!” a.k.a.: 3: “O. A. O.!”* October 6, 2018 – Saturday.
I’m a guy! And-I’m so crazy,
About girls! and, yes, I’m lazy –
OK! So, I-like curls – and straight hair – and the feminine all around;
Lord knows, Lord knows (pause) Where! (pause) Lord-knows-where-I’m-bound!
So, OK! I’m CRAZY – yea! About HER & HER & SHE,
But – I’m not sure – if any of them,
Is crazy – about me,
But, NOW – I DID find me a delicious gal; she lives miles away,
But, if I had to bet, you know, this is what I’d say:
That “She’s Crazy! About me! Now – that doesn’t happen every day!”
I adore her too, so – THERE’S A FIT – and I will shout: “Hooray!”
And I ask myself, despite temptations, from Her & Her & She,
Who’s THE GIRL! THE girl! The girl who’s really for me?
Well, now – ain’t it obvious? When do you get two crazies in Love?
And – each-one-of-the-crazies – fits the other – like a glove!
Well, now, that sounds like the POT O’ GOLD – at The End of The Rainbow,
Or – The Princess you’ll climb “The Tower” for & rescue her from (The) Drago!
So, ask yourself, when you’re faced with such a startling event,
Well, ISN’T THAT GIRL YOUR BASKET, where all your eggs should-be sent?
She’s The Golden Goose – and The Stringed Harp, who plays so sweet!
Hold onto That Filly! You two might (must) be “in heat!”
Thank Your Lucky Stars! Tell the other girls: “Sorry!”
But I have found me my one true love – and we are “on safari,”
But we’re NOT hunting – in African terrain – for some Lost Diamond Mine:
It’s HERE, for us, under the covers – with THE ONE FOR WHOM I PINE!
Postscript: Will it last? Who knows! But, you-know, I DO care,
But life’s a “crap shoot” (so I’ve found) BUT – Sometimes you GET The Bare,
Naked, sexy lady – or guy, If he’s your beau!!
(None-the-less) CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER –
When you find your O. A. O. 🙂
Sting: “Fields of Gold:”
* – from my West Point days – ‘O. A. O.,’ an archaic expression meaning ‘One And Only!’