She went to THE DOCTOR! He was “wet-behind-the ears,”Texas Cowboy 💥

“HER DOCTOR’S VISIT 2018!” a poem a.k.a: “The Medical Establishment, Unsettled & Uncertain!” Sunday: 09/30/18

She went to THE DOCTOR! He was “wet-behind-the ears,”

Now – She WASN’T “dry,” so – He-had-him-some-fears,

Of going TOO deep – into her past,

“How long’s thiSExam – going to last?”

“UNTIL – we find THE REASON WHY,

All-this-”atrophy;” he heaved a mighty sigh!

“How old art Thou?”

“It’s ON THE CHART!”

But the-charts-can-be-”doctored,” by-an overzealous Heart!

“My Heart’s OK,” she said; “and-by-the-way,

My urinary tract? Will it be OK?”

The doctor’s “warming up,” but the patient’s RED HOT;

The Doctor may-be too-young – wasn’t “schooled” a lot!

“Let’s have vodka and tonic, with a splash of bitters!”

Doctors and patients (pause) can be WILLING critters,

Stuck in an office room – all alone,

Is-the patient’s-doin’-the-exam?! Then doctors might moan!

THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT! On “The Brink?”

Of total collapse? Or explosion, I think!! 🙂 -Whee!

fin. ❤

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