โ€œWARNING! STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT?โ€๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

โ€œWARNING! STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT?โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œ โ€˜Smack Your Bumโ€™ & Other Sexual Phrases Not To Be Used In โ€˜MIXED COMPANY!โ€™ โ€œ Sept. 28, 2018 – Friday. {We just got the keyboard operating again! It has been out for over 24 hours; itโ€™s one of those โ€œlight poweredโ€ jobbies! Plus! The โ€œmouseโ€ needed new batteries!}

Person 1: โ€œIโ€™m going-to-SMACK-your-Bum!โ€

Person 2: โ€œWell!! Just-watch-me – smooch your tum!โ€

Person 1: โ€œYea!? Well! Iโ€™m gonna piddle;

Jusโ€™-do-piddle-with-your-diddle,

AND! – TOOTLE with your tutu!โ€

Person 2: โ€œIโ€™ll oodle – at your woo-hoo!!โ€ ๐Ÿ™‚

โ€œYouโ€™re bluffing! You sexy thang!

Try me! Here cums – boom-boom-bang!!*

Hey! Watch what you do with that snake!

Or – Iโ€™m closing Woe-be-gone Lake!!

With that threat! A tear formed-and-Heart-strings-were plucked –

And our lovers sucked face – and THEN!

They (just) (really long pause!)

Clucked,

Like a cock and a hen!

And – we better stop there – and end with an

๐Ÿ™‚ – Amen!

fin. <3

* ๐Ÿ™‚ – So there!!

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