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She’s A Nymphomaniac!”

“I DO!” a poem. Sept. 17, 2018 (Mo0nday) a.k.a.: “I Love My Ol’ Lady Because (1) She IS Myne (I Can Kiss & Cuddle Her A LOT!); (2) She’s OLD (Which Means That She Is XXXperienced … ); And (3) She’s A LADY (Mmm-mm! Yummy!) … AND! … She’s A Nymphomaniac!”

NEW & IMPROVED, NEW & IMPROVED;

IF-we-get-new-and-IMPROVE,

We’ll be in the groove,

And things’ll be better; they’ll THEN be all right:

NEW & IMPROVED! There’s HAPPY in sight?!

A washer we need, so we don’t have-to toil –

With hands-buckets-(and)-rollers – We-got (a) spiffy-’lectric-coil,

And the clothes’ll be DONE, in 2 seconds flat!

NEW & IMPROVED! Is just where it’s at,

And we’ll have extra time, to-figure-what-to-do,

AND – we’ll have smoother skin, ‘til the dryer breaks too,

And THEN we can phone a repairman and pay,

Lots of our money – The American Way!

There’re ALWAYS “advantages” to NEW & IMPROVED,

AND! Some REAL “downsides!” (pause) “Maybe we’ve goof(v)ed!”

I need a NEW partner! THIS ONE – lacks some luster!

NEW & IMPROVED! The new one WON’T fluster;

She won’t fluster me! (OH, yes, sir, she WILL!)

NEW & IMPROVED! The NEW one is STILL,

Fraught with objections – about this-thing & that,

And NOW – you regret! (pause) “changing your HAT!”

IF new comes-do-not (pause) do-not-EXPECT-“improved,”

BUT! IF NEW COMES A L O N G ! Smile! (folks) for IT’S PROVED,

That those friendly folks (pause) who are kinda OK,

With-what-they-have-got – have a less frantic day!

Yea, I-know – maybe – some boredom appears,

BUT! Cheer up, me Bucko – let go of your fears!

Let go of your tears-close-your-eyes-and-breathe-DEEP:

The one you got NOW – is JUST PERFECT! So – keep,

KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED! and imagine SHE’S NEW!

And – you will have – EVERY – LOVER I DO!! 🙂 -kisses for my Sweetie!

fin. <3

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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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