“WINNING THE FIGHT AGAINST DIRT & GRIME!” 

“WINNING THE FIGHT AGAINST DIRT & GRIME!” a poem Sept. 26, 2018 (Wednesday)

I VACUUMED-TODAY! I DID “THE DEED,”

With rag and cleaners, I took the lead,

To KILL the dust & dirt & bugs,

That were encrusted in-all the rugs!

I DID-the-job – that-all mortals fear:

I GOT THE DUST & DIRT, MY DEAR!

I AM “a Killer, Naturale Born,”

I cleaned the house, until it showrn!!

“A blitzkrieg!” cried the roach and tick;

“A-vaccuming-maniac! This-guy’s-just-SICK!”

YES! SICK! And-tired-of-dirt-and-grime;

Uncleanliness – could be a crime!

We need things WHITE, with shimmering-face;

I-am – a-credit – to-The-CLEAN-Human-Race!! 🙂

So-I DID THE JOB THAT OTHERS FEAR,

And it’s a little more cleaner –

BUT, THEN! I HEAR:

From cracks! &-crevices! and, even, CORNERS,

DUST MITES! and – Little-Bug-Jack Horners,

THEY CRY: “You missed us, you stinky-‘futtlebutt;’

You’ll NEVER win! (pause) You are a nut,

To think that you can ever clean,

Enough – to get the things UNSEEN!”

But I declared:

“I’ll come back SOON;

I’ll find you, Friends! one afternoon;

Eventually-my-’fire’-will seek you out,

And CLEANLINESS will surely shout:

‘HOORAY FOR J! HE’S SAVED THE DAY – HE-WAS-BORN-IN-MAY, TO SHOW THE WAY: BY-CLEANING-IN-AN-IMPRESSIVE-GRANDE-ARRAY! THE-FIGHT-’GAINST-DIRT? HE’LL WIN THE FRAY!!’”

So, breathe with calmness, for-very-soon,

The Angels (in Heaven) – will see the ruin,

Of grime – and crud – and dirt, all right,

A CLEAN BOY ALWAYS WIN THE FIGHT!! 🙂

fin. ❤

“Ooh La La Tu Hai Mari – from THE DIRTY PICTURE!! {Vidya Balan}:

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