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โ€œGREAT EXPECTATIONS!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œThe Unexpected!โ€ Itโ€™s Thursday: Sept. 20, 2018 โ€œJust be aware! Anything can happen! Anytime! Anywhere! It is the nature of This Place: The Unexpected! OR – Donโ€™t beware! Just EXPECT The Unexpected!โ€ The Mystic Poet.

โ€œI trust you, Mr. Giggles!โ€ said faithful, little-Sweet Sue –

As she offered a-vegemite-sandwich – for-her pet kangaroo;

After all, Mr. Giggles had been her pet since birth –

They had shipped him in – 4 years ago – from a place we just call Perth!*

And THEN – there was Bonzo, who ate bananas and would groom,

All the bugs from your hair – and even swept every room!!

But ONE DAY – Bonzo & Mr. Giggles – got-together to-conspire,

Two pretty-wild โ€œanimals,โ€ in-captivity – but STILL ON FIRE!

As-she-was-sleeping, Bonzo tore mamaโ€™s face – A LOT!

And Mr. Giggles – cornered Sue – near โ€œthe stinky pot,โ€

And raped her-and-tore-up-the-house – We cornered him in โ€œthe pen,โ€

[Hormone-ravaged Mr. Giggles! I-guess-it-was (just) a-matter-of-when!]

Before shooting him 10 times, before he finally dropped!

Then, we hired cleaners, who went in there and mopped,

Up! ALL THE TRUST – we now DONโ€™T have in kangaroos,

And Bonzo, of course, got โ€œput down!โ€ Itโ€™s-all such sad news!!

BUT! WHO YOU GONNA TRUST? or WHAT WILL YOU HANG ON TO?

God?

Mama!

Or a dog named BOO! ๐Ÿ™‚ -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbBvPoxUkk

โ€œPut your trust in ME – You can count on MY LOVE!โ€

I heard it from a beautiful, gentle, young girl – Gentle! Like a dove,

And, when she โ€œsnappedโ€ a few weeks ago,

{She killed a lot of โ€œfriendsโ€ in our school, you know!}

I kinda decided – not to put much trust in anyone!

Especially ME! For I can โ€œsnapโ€ too, my Hon!

Iโ€™VE DECIDED TO PUT MY FAITH HERE:

(And, yes, I know – there’s a lot of fear!)

I TRUST that people and things will do exactly what they will,

No more, no less – so itโ€™s kind of a thrill,

TO HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS! Que sera, sera!** – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxoVRTwlNg

And NO DISAPPOINTMENTS! Especially-regarding โ€œJustice-Under-The-Law!โ€

AND – I SURE donโ€™t expect โ€œmy devicesโ€ to-ever work,

If I did, I think – Iโ€™d just be – a big, olโ€™ jerk –

For this crap will work, (but-only) thanks to a God named DELL,

If I donโ€™t like that, an algorithm-or-Network-will-be-happy-to-tell-me-to-go-to-HELL!

SO! I ainโ€™t depending on no cell phones, Networks, things generally or any person!

ESPECIALLY ME! But!

Iโ€™ll-expect-my-Turrets-friends – TO KEEP ON CURSINโ€™!***

fin. <3

    • the capital of Western Australia

** – What will be, will be!!

*** – It helps to keep things in a kind of perspective!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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