“GET CLEAN; FEEL GREAT!?”

“GET CLEAN; FEEL GREAT!?” a poem Sept. 24, 2018 (Moon Day)

What’s-all-this-talk-about DOOM & GLOOM?

Come-on, Baby! Just clean your room!

The spider webs and dust abound;

Perhaps “in-your-soul” they’re also found!

SO, TURN THIS BLOODY THING AROUND:

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM;

I hear a sound! 🙂

(It) Must be a dang, alien cockroach, who’s scurrying there!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – sweep-out his lair!!

A little clean is WELL RECEIVED:

IF-with-”cleanliness” – you are bereaved!

A sweep and scrub; STAY CLEAN, you BUB!

The table! sink! and NOW – your tub!!

They’re ALL SO CLEAN, and, suddenly,

YOU-FEEL-CLEAN-TOO – It’s pleasantly,

A-surprise! Now, your step is light,

And your room and soul and life is BRIGHT!!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – plus! Under-The-Sink,

And you will feel “in the pink!”

Your bed is made!!! And so are you;

You’re MADE – to feel good, Not “blue!”

The floors are swept, and the-ceiling-tile,

Doth greet you – with “an overhead smile!”

You don’t feel sick; you-don’t-feel tired –

By golly! (shall-I-say-it?) YOU’RE FEELING “WIRED,”

Enough to go and mow the lawn!

The leaves and pine cones! They soon are gone!

The birds do sing; the raccoons play;

The hummingbirds-too-have-a GORGEOUS DAY!!

And, in a flash, you’ve cleaned your place,

And, NOW, the-neighbors-are-in-THAT-SPACE!

They’re CLEANING-THEIR-ROOMS and getting so happy,

Eli-min-ating – ALL-THE-STUFF-THAT’S CRAPPY!!

Your neighborhood AND TOWN have-become,

Your glorious-state’s “jewel!” I’m not so dumb!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – and keep it clean,

SO – now The Country’s – the-best-I’ve-(ever)-seen!!*

And other countries are following “suit;”

They’re CLEANING THEIR ROOMS! It IS a “hoot!”

AND, NOW, THE PLANET’S CLEANED, TO BOOT!

But, suddenly, ALIENS are going: “Shoot! Earth’s so clean! It’s a sad reflection – on-our-unclean-rooms, so THEY HAVE AN ELECTION! and decide to invade THE SPOTLESS EARTH!

‘Cause they wanna live here – AND GIVE “SECOND” BIRTH,

To-their-alien-babies, in a clean environ,

So they bring-in warships – and-on-Earth they’re firin’!

And they BLOW UP THE PLACE, the buildings and my city,

Are all made-into-dust-and-rubble! It’s such a pity!! 😦

Now! MY ROOM’S A MESS! and The Aliens leave,

‘Cause Earth’s NOT – what-they-used to believe!!

It-is so unclean, filled with toxic dust!

What shall I do? Whom shall I trust?

As I looked about – ME – I had an idea!!

I’ll CLEAN MY ROOM! Just wait! You’ll see-a,

BRIGHT TOMORROW! Clean’ll do the trick!

To make me feel-great, NOT sick!

SO I GOT-ME THE BROOM, THE SWEEPER AND THE RAGS,

And

I took me a nap – and rested my legs!! 🙂 – ❤

🙂 – Whew! What a day!! But, WAIT! Holy smokes, there is a postscript here!!

HERE IT IS:

So! Since the alien invasion, I’ve been feelin’ kinda tired: so here’s me plan:

I’LL DRINK ME A LOT OF COFFEE! IT’LL GET ME OFF MY CAN!

So, I drank a bunch of java, and I’m up and going!

BUT! Then the aliens started to talk: “What-seeds are THEY sowing?”

A: COFFEE BEANS; “WE WANT SOME O’ THOSE!”

So, they got the galactic warships ready – to defeat US – foes!

We got the only decent coffee supply,

In The Universe – Who knows WHY?

BUT I got me an idea!! We’ll just SHARE the potential plunder,

With the aliens – so they won’t tear us all asunder!!

So! Yay! We’re all drinking coffee – aliens, humans, birds and a cat,

And we’re ALL COMPLETELY WIRED! Now, what-cha think-o’ that?

So, I got me an idea! Let’s CLEAN OUR ROOMS!

And I got us cleaning supplies! LOTS O’ BROOMS!

I’m-tellin’-ya! EVERYONE’S CLEANING! Sure & fast,

AND GOD IN HEAVEN IS HAPPY AT LAST!!

For IT IS SHE, who gives me all these notions:

“CLEANLINESS-IS-NEXXXT-TO-GODLINESS!” is why all this commotion!

And God’s REALLY sexy – She lives in Australia!

And – IF you send her a-self-addressed-stamped-box, a-broom-She’ll-mail’ya!

And She really loves coffee too, BLACK & SWEET!

We’re gettin’ married soon! AND SHE’S IN HEAT!! 🙂 – Whoopee!

fin. ❤ ?

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