“GET CLEAN; FEEL GREAT!?”

“GET CLEAN; FEEL GREAT!?” a poem Sept. 24, 2018 (Moon Day)

What’s-all-this-talk-about DOOM & GLOOM?

Come-on, Baby! Just clean your room!

The spider webs and dust abound;

Perhaps “in-your-soul” they’re also found!

SO, TURN THIS BLOODY THING AROUND:

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM;

I hear a sound! 🙂

(It) Must be a dang, alien cockroach, who’s scurrying there!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – sweep-out his lair!!

A little clean is WELL RECEIVED:

IF-with-”cleanliness” – you are bereaved!

A sweep and scrub; STAY CLEAN, you BUB!

The table! sink! and NOW – your tub!!

They’re ALL SO CLEAN, and, suddenly,

YOU-FEEL-CLEAN-TOO – It’s pleasantly,

A-surprise! Now, your step is light,

And your room and soul and life is BRIGHT!!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – plus! Under-The-Sink,

And you will feel “in the pink!”

Your bed is made!!! And so are you;

You’re MADE – to feel good, Not “blue!”

The floors are swept, and the-ceiling-tile,

Doth greet you – with “an overhead smile!”

You don’t feel sick; you-don’t-feel tired –

By golly! (shall-I-say-it?) YOU’RE FEELING “WIRED,”

Enough to go and mow the lawn!

The leaves and pine cones! They soon are gone!

The birds do sing; the raccoons play;

The hummingbirds-too-have-a GORGEOUS DAY!!

And, in a flash, you’ve cleaned your place,

And, NOW, the-neighbors-are-in-THAT-SPACE!

They’re CLEANING-THEIR-ROOMS and getting so happy,

Eli-min-ating – ALL-THE-STUFF-THAT’S CRAPPY!!

Your neighborhood AND TOWN have-become,

Your glorious-state’s “jewel!” I’m not so dumb!

Just CLEAN YOUR ROOM – and keep it clean,

SO – now The Country’s – the-best-I’ve-(ever)-seen!!*

And other countries are following “suit;”

They’re CLEANING THEIR ROOMS! It IS a “hoot!”

AND, NOW, THE PLANET’S CLEANED, TO BOOT!

But, suddenly, ALIENS are going: “Shoot! Earth’s so clean! It’s a sad reflection – on-our-unclean-rooms, so THEY HAVE AN ELECTION! and decide to invade THE SPOTLESS EARTH!

‘Cause they wanna live here – AND GIVE “SECOND” BIRTH,

To-their-alien-babies, in a clean environ,

So they bring-in warships – and-on-Earth they’re firin’!

And they BLOW UP THE PLACE, the buildings and my city,

Are all made-into-dust-and-rubble! It’s such a pity!! 😦

Now! MY ROOM’S A MESS! and The Aliens leave,

‘Cause Earth’s NOT – what-they-used to believe!!

It-is so unclean, filled with toxic dust!

What shall I do? Whom shall I trust?

As I looked about – ME – I had an idea!!

I’ll CLEAN MY ROOM! Just wait! You’ll see-a,

BRIGHT TOMORROW! Clean’ll do the trick!

To make me feel-great, NOT sick!

SO I GOT-ME THE BROOM, THE SWEEPER AND THE RAGS,

And

I took me a nap – and rested my legs!! 🙂 – ❤

🙂 – Whew! What a day!! But, WAIT! Holy smokes, there is a postscript here!!

HERE IT IS:

So! Since the alien invasion, I’ve been feelin’ kinda tired: so here’s me plan:

I’LL DRINK ME A LOT OF COFFEE! IT’LL GET ME OFF MY CAN!

So, I drank a bunch of java, and I’m up and going!

BUT! Then the aliens started to talk: “What-seeds are THEY sowing?”

A: COFFEE BEANS; “WE WANT SOME O’ THOSE!”

So, they got the galactic warships ready – to defeat US – foes!

We got the only decent coffee supply,

In The Universe – Who knows WHY?

BUT I got me an idea!! We’ll just SHARE the potential plunder,

With the aliens – so they won’t tear us all asunder!!

So! Yay! We’re all drinking coffee – aliens, humans, birds and a cat,

And we’re ALL COMPLETELY WIRED! Now, what-cha think-o’ that?

So, I got me an idea! Let’s CLEAN OUR ROOMS!

And I got us cleaning supplies! LOTS O’ BROOMS!

I’m-tellin’-ya! EVERYONE’S CLEANING! Sure & fast,

AND GOD IN HEAVEN IS HAPPY AT LAST!!

For IT IS SHE, who gives me all these notions:

“CLEANLINESS-IS-NEXXXT-TO-GODLINESS!” is why all this commotion!

And God’s REALLY sexy – She lives in Australia!

And – IF you send her a-self-addressed-stamped-box, a-broom-She’ll-mail’ya!

And She really loves coffee too, BLACK & SWEET!

We’re gettin’ married soon! AND SHE’S IN HEAT!! 🙂 – Whoopee!

fin. ❤ ?

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TEXAN COWBOY,

About DAZZLED💙

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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