“A SAD TALE (WITH HOPE?) FROM ‘DOWN UNDER!

“A SAD TALE (WITH HOPE?) FROM ‘DOWN UNDER!’“ a poem 09/20/2018 – Thursday! Karaoke! Tonight! at Ole Crystal Bar!* See you at 10:00 P. M.!!

The GREAT TIMES had come! It-was-“The Age of The Jetsons!”**

SUPER-TELE-CUM! (pause) will-be-fraught with sad lessons!

For example: (pause)

From “The American lines,” we’ll “hobnob” DOWN UNDER!

With bloody-Australian-“sheelas,” BUT, could-we-still blunder?

For NOW-phone-sex-is-rampant!! and “the picture’s” important!!

‘CAUSE VISUAL LOVE AFFAIRS! CAN BE (pause) OH, SO dang POTENT!

Tales of WOE! They cum & they go:

Sheela & Jackie – were such, you should know!

For SHEELA, a lusty-wench, was “taken” with “size!”

And JACKIE, on screen, COULD-he-ever (pause) MAGNETIZE,

Any woman! ANY WOMAN! Yes!!! With his “member,”

But-these-are-JUST-PICTURES! So, please, kids: REMEMBER:

That-although-PHONE-WISE, Jackie’s LARGE AS CAN BE,

Cameras-LACK-THE-PERSONAL-TOUCH! So – even-tu-al-ly,

The two had to meet, at an airport in Sydney,

And There Sheela waited – She-was-“a bit” “TIT-IL-LY,”

For – SHE titillated – and enraptured! and stole the hearts of men,

BUT JACKIE (bless His “Heart”) – had stirred – her sweet “yen!”

AND, THEN, HERE’S THE MEETING: Sheela took a GULP,

When Jackie de-planed! WHY? ‘cause he was a whelp!!

ALTHOUGH, PROPORTIONALLY, HIS MEMBER WAS IMMENSE,

He was a mere foot-’n-a-half!! and (pause) therefore – or hence,

Compared to Sheela, He was Tiny Tom Thumb –

‘Bout-all-she-could-do – was – stick-him-in-her-bum!!

Well! They lived for a long time,*** (pause) IN UNUSUAL WAYS,

But, I really think, they’d both seen – “better days!!”

And, when Jackie finally died first (He-was-inside, under-her-gown!)

It was unfortunate that, during a “movement,” (hold your breath!)

Sheela flushed him down!!

DOWN-THE-TOILET-HE-WENT – AND INTO THE MIRE,

Perhaps! at this point – you-wish-NOT-to-inquire:

But – YES! THAT’s (pause) TRULY WHY:

DOWN UNDER – IS used! NOW, COME ON! Don’t cry!!

FOR THE GREAT AND THE SMALL – ARE-ALL-RELATIVE! / BUT! EVEN-THE-SMALL – GREAT PLEASURE CAN GIVE! / SO! ALWAYS HAVE GOOD HOPE! FOR LOVE’LL FIND A WAY! / AND-WITH-ANY-LUCK-AT-ALL-JACKIE’LL-RETURN-ONE-TODAY, / PERHAPS, AS A NICE HORSE, REGULAR SIZE, OF COURSE! / AND! (You-guessed-it!) HE’LL BE “HUNG,” JUST LIKE A HORSE – / AND MAKE SHEELAS GIGGLE & WIGGLE & SMILE – / EXPANDING-THEIR-”DOWN-UNDERS” (long pause) ALL OF THE WHILE!!

fin. ❤

    • on Holland Avenue, close to the intersection of Holland & Second Street, Alpine, Texas, U. S. A., America!! 🙂 – “God bless America – and, especially, may they be blessed with lots of synthetically produced growth hormones, to INCREASE the productivity of life!!” The Mystic Poet!!

** – a 1960′s & ‘70′s cartoon show, featuring George, Jane, their kids, their dog & their electronic maid! Impossible things were done, such as communicating, via “screens,” which projected the image of the other person’s face. Impossible!****

*** – ‘Cause they were madly in love!!

**** – OR IS IT!!! 🙂

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About DAZZLED💙

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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