โ€œA SAD TALE (WITH HOPE?) FROM โ€˜DOWN UNDER!

โ€œA SAD TALE (WITH HOPE?) FROM โ€˜DOWN UNDER!โ€™โ€œ a poem 09/20/2018 – Thursday! Karaoke! Tonight! at Ole Crystal Bar!* See you at 10:00 P. M.!!

The GREAT TIMES had come! It-was-โ€œThe Age of The Jetsons!โ€**

SUPER-TELE-CUM! (pause) will-be-fraught with sad lessons!

For example: (pause)

From โ€œThe American lines,โ€ weโ€™ll โ€œhobnobโ€ DOWN UNDER!

With bloody-Australian-โ€œsheelas,โ€ BUT, could-we-still blunder?

For NOW-phone-sex-is-rampant!! and โ€œthe pictureโ€™sโ€ important!!

โ€˜CAUSE VISUAL LOVE AFFAIRS! CAN BE (pause) OH, SO dang POTENT!

Tales of WOE! They cum & they go:

Sheela & Jackie – were such, you should know!

For SHEELA, a lusty-wench, was โ€œtakenโ€ with โ€œsize!โ€

And JACKIE, on screen, COULD-he-ever (pause) MAGNETIZE,

Any woman! ANY WOMAN! Yes!!! With his โ€œmember,โ€

But-these-are-JUST-PICTURES! So, please, kids: REMEMBER:

That-although-PHONE-WISE, Jackieโ€™s LARGE AS CAN BE,

Cameras-LACK-THE-PERSONAL-TOUCH! So – even-tu-al-ly,

The two had to meet, at an airport in Sydney,

And There Sheela waited – She-was-โ€œa bitโ€ โ€œTIT-IL-LY,โ€

For – SHE titillated – and enraptured! and stole the hearts of men,

BUT JACKIE (bless His โ€œHeartโ€) – had stirred – her sweet โ€œyen!โ€

AND, THEN, HEREโ€™S THE MEETING: Sheela took a GULP,

When Jackie de-planed! WHY? โ€˜cause he was a whelp!!

ALTHOUGH, PROPORTIONALLY, HIS MEMBER WAS IMMENSE,

He was a mere foot-โ€™n-a-half!! and (pause) therefore – or hence,

Compared to Sheela, He was Tiny Tom Thumb –

โ€˜Bout-all-she-could-do – was – stick-him-in-her-bum!!

Well! They lived for a long time,*** (pause) IN UNUSUAL WAYS,

But, I really think, theyโ€™d both seen – โ€œbetter days!!โ€

And, when Jackie finally died first (He-was-inside, under-her-gown!)

It was unfortunate that, during a โ€œmovement,โ€ (hold your breath!)

Sheela flushed him down!!

DOWN-THE-TOILET-HE-WENT – AND INTO THE MIRE,

Perhaps! at this point – you-wish-NOT-to-inquire:

But – YES! THATโ€™s (pause) TRULY WHY:

DOWN UNDER – IS used! NOW, COME ON! Donโ€™t cry!!

FOR THE GREAT AND THE SMALL – ARE-ALL-RELATIVE! / BUT! EVEN-THE-SMALL – GREAT PLEASURE CAN GIVE! / SO! ALWAYS HAVE GOOD HOPE! FOR LOVEโ€™LL FIND A WAY! / AND-WITH-ANY-LUCK-AT-ALL-JACKIEโ€™LL-RETURN-ONE-TODAY, / PERHAPS, AS A NICE HORSE, REGULAR SIZE, OF COURSE! / AND! (You-guessed-it!) HEโ€™LL BE โ€œHUNG,โ€ JUST LIKE A HORSE – / AND MAKE SHEELAS GIGGLE & WIGGLE & SMILE – / EXPANDING-THEIR-โ€DOWN-UNDERSโ€ (long pause) ALL OF THE WHILE!!

fin. โค

    • on Holland Avenue, close to the intersection of Holland & Second Street, Alpine, Texas, U. S. A., America!! ๐Ÿ™‚ – โ€œGod bless America – and, especially, may they be blessed with lots of synthetically produced growth hormones, to INCREASE the productivity of life!!โ€ The Mystic Poet!!

** – a 1960โ€ฒs & โ€˜70โ€ฒs cartoon show, featuring George, Jane, their kids, their dog & their electronic maid! Impossible things were done, such as communicating, via โ€œscreens,โ€ which projected the image of the other personโ€™s face. Impossible!****

*** – โ€˜Cause they were madly in love!!

**** – OR IS IT!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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