“A SAD TALE (WITH HOPE?) FROM ‘DOWN UNDER!’“ a poem 09/20/2018 – Thursday! Karaoke! Tonight! at Ole Crystal Bar!* See you at 10:00 P. M.!!
The GREAT TIMES had come! It-was-“The Age of The Jetsons!”**
SUPER-TELE-CUM! (pause) will-be-fraught with sad lessons!
For example: (pause)
From “The American lines,” we’ll “hobnob” DOWN UNDER!
With bloody-Australian-“sheelas,” BUT, could-we-still blunder?
For NOW-phone-sex-is-rampant!! and “the picture’s” important!!
‘CAUSE VISUAL LOVE AFFAIRS! CAN BE (pause) OH, SO dang POTENT!
Tales of WOE! They cum & they go:
Sheela & Jackie – were such, you should know!
For SHEELA, a lusty-wench, was “taken” with “size!”
And JACKIE, on screen, COULD-he-ever (pause) MAGNETIZE,
Any woman! ANY WOMAN! Yes!!! With his “member,”
But-these-are-JUST-PICTURES! So, please, kids: REMEMBER:
That-although-PHONE-WISE, Jackie’s LARGE AS CAN BE,
Cameras-LACK-THE-PERSONAL-TOUCH! So – even-tu-al-ly,
The two had to meet, at an airport in Sydney,
And There Sheela waited – She-was-“a bit” “TIT-IL-LY,”
For – SHE titillated – and enraptured! and stole the hearts of men,
BUT JACKIE (bless His “Heart”) – had stirred – her sweet “yen!”
AND, THEN, HERE’S THE MEETING: Sheela took a GULP,
When Jackie de-planed! WHY? ‘cause he was a whelp!!
ALTHOUGH, PROPORTIONALLY, HIS MEMBER WAS IMMENSE,
He was a mere foot-’n-a-half!! and (pause) therefore – or hence,
Compared to Sheela, He was Tiny Tom Thumb –
‘Bout-all-she-could-do – was – stick-him-in-her-bum!!
Well! They lived for a long time,*** (pause) IN UNUSUAL WAYS,
But, I really think, they’d both seen – “better days!!”
And, when Jackie finally died first (He-was-inside, under-her-gown!)
It was unfortunate that, during a “movement,” (hold your breath!)
Sheela flushed him down!!
DOWN-THE-TOILET-HE-WENT – AND INTO THE MIRE,
Perhaps! at this point – you-wish-NOT-to-inquire:
But – YES! THAT’s (pause) TRULY WHY:
DOWN UNDER – IS used! NOW, COME ON! Don’t cry!!
FOR THE GREAT AND THE SMALL – ARE-ALL-RELATIVE! / BUT! EVEN-THE-SMALL – GREAT PLEASURE CAN GIVE! / SO! ALWAYS HAVE GOOD HOPE! FOR LOVE’LL FIND A WAY! / AND-WITH-ANY-LUCK-AT-ALL-JACKIE’LL-RETURN-ONE-TODAY, / PERHAPS, AS A NICE HORSE, REGULAR SIZE, OF COURSE! / AND! (You-guessed-it!) HE’LL BE “HUNG,” JUST LIKE A HORSE – / AND MAKE SHEELAS GIGGLE & WIGGLE & SMILE – / EXPANDING-THEIR-”DOWN-UNDERS” (long pause) ALL OF THE WHILE!!
- on Holland Avenue, close to the intersection of Holland & Second Street, Alpine, Texas, U. S. A., America!! 🙂 – “God bless America – and, especially, may they be blessed with lots of synthetically produced growth hormones, to INCREASE the productivity of life!!” The Mystic Poet!!
** – a 1960′s & ‘70′s cartoon show, featuring George, Jane, their kids, their dog & their electronic maid! Impossible things were done, such as communicating, via “screens,” which projected the image of the other person’s face. Impossible!****
*** – ‘Cause they were madly in love!!
**** – OR IS IT!!! 🙂