Australian Vegemite 😁😁

“GREAT EXPECTATIONS!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Unexpected!” It’s Thursday: Sept. 20, 2018 “Just be aware! Anything can happen! Anytime! Anywhere! It is the nature of This Place: The Unexpected! OR – Don’t beware! Just EXPECT The Unexpected!” The Mystic Poet.

“I trust you, Mr. Giggles!” said faithful, little-Sweet Sue –

As she offered a-vegemite-sandwich – for-her pet kangaroo;

After all, Mr. Giggles had been her pet since birth –

They had shipped him in – 4 years ago – from a place we just call Perth!*

And THEN – there was Bonzo, who ate bananas and would groom,

All the bugs from your hair – and even swept every room!!

But ONE DAY – Bonzo & Mr. Giggles – got-together to-conspire,

Two pretty-wild “animals,” in-captivity – but STILL ON FIRE!

As-she-was-sleeping, Bonzo tore mama’s face – A LOT!

And Mr. Giggles – cornered Sue – near “the stinky pot,”

And raped her-and-tore-up-the-house – We cornered him in “the pen,”

[Hormone-ravaged Mr. Giggles! I-guess-it-was (just) a-matter-of-when!]

Before shooting him 10 times, before he finally dropped!

Then, we hired cleaners, who went in there and mopped,

Up! ALL THE TRUST – we now DON’T have in kangaroos,

And Bonzo, of course, got “put down!” It’s-all such sad news!!

BUT! WHO YOU GONNA TRUST? or WHAT WILL YOU HANG ON TO?

God?

Mama!

Or a dog named BOO! 🙂 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbBvPoxUkk

“Put your trust in ME – You can count on MY LOVE!”

I heard it from a beautiful, gentle, young girl – Gentle! Like a dove,

And, when she “snapped” a few weeks ago,

{She killed a lot of “friends” in our school, you know!}

I kinda decided – not to put much trust in anyone!

Especially ME! For I can “snap” too, my Hon!

I’VE DECIDED TO PUT MY FAITH HERE:

(And, yes, I know – there’s a lot of fear!)

I TRUST that people and things will do exactly what they will,

No more, no less – so it’s kind of a thrill,

TO HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS! Que sera, sera!** – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxoVRTwlNg

And NO DISAPPOINTMENTS! Especially-regarding “Justice-Under-The-Law!”

AND – I SURE don’t expect “my devices” to-ever work,

If I did, I think – I’d just be – a big, ol’ jerk –

For this crap will work, (but-only) thanks to a God named DELL,

If I don’t like that, an algorithm-or-Network-will-be-happy-to-tell-me-to-go-to-HELL!

SO! I ain’t depending on no cell phones, Networks, things generally or any person!

ESPECIALLY ME! But!

I’ll-expect-my-Turrets-friends – TO KEEP ON CURSIN’!***

fin. ❤

    • the capital of Western Australia

** – What will be, will be!!

*** – It helps to keep things in a kind of perspective!! 🙂

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