Here we go again ๐Ÿ˜‚ This was sent to me by an email Follower ๐Ÿคฃin reply to the Section on LETTER TO MY HUSBAND ๐Ÿ˜€ CONGRATULATIONS MR AUTHOR. YES I LAUGHED, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DAILY Laugh ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ( only a Male blogger would back hand DAZZLED ) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

โ€œLETTER TO MY HUSBAND!โ€ a poem. a.k.a.: โ€œIn The Air Tonight!โ€ Sept. 19, 2018 – {W}Odinโ€™s Day

My dear, DEAR Husband, makes me wait,

On โ€œpins and needles,โ€ yet, I hesitate,

To load THIS gun – to get it ready –

To fire at him!! But-my-hand is steady!

My โ€œkinda-Niceโ€ Husband – he makes me wait,

He says that [In patience, our souls will-become GREAT!]

Well, Iโ€™ve got-a GREAT gun, loaded now –

I think heโ€™s treatinโ€™ me – like a milking cow!!

Iโ€™ve waited LONG – for โ€œWhatโ€™s-His-Name!โ€

Heโ€™s said: โ€œImpatience is to blame,

For [my] ill humor!โ€ Well, Iโ€™ve got news,

For Mr. Smartie-Pants – Iโ€™m-a drinkinโ€™ booze!

{Time โ€ฆ passes!}

Iโ€™ll wait for Mr. Tardy! NEVER MORE –

His riddled body – is beneath the f – – – floor!!

I fired A LOT – right-between his eyes –

For BEING LATE – and-bullets (are) like-flies!

{Time โ€ฆ passes!}

Iโ€™m really, really lonely – since His Death,

My dear, dear Husband – no more breath!

BUT – THEN – ONE NIGHT! HE DID APPEAR!!!!

My Dear, Spooky Husband! You-bet-I-shed-a-tear:

โ€œDonโ€™t kill me, Honey! Besides, you were late!โ€

โ€œOh, Darling,โ€ He said; โ€œfor goodnessโ€™ sake!

Remember MY PROMISE? My precious, Sweetie Pea?

Iโ€™ll-always-be-your-DEAR-HUSBAND – for Etern-i-ty!!โ€

So, listen, ladies: BE WILLING TO WAIT!

For your dear husband – NO MATTER HOW LATE!

For my dear husband, no patience had I –

Now (thereโ€™s-only) NECROPHILIA! & I cry & cry!!

I cry! because-of-the-smell – there-is-such-decay,

All this rotting flesh!! EVERY DAY!

But! His smile? it-is-still – Cheery & Bright!

ONE WORD: Rotteneggs! In The Air Tonight!! ๐Ÿ™‚

fin โค

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4 thoughts on “Here we go again ๐Ÿ˜‚ This was sent to me by an email Follower ๐Ÿคฃin reply to the Section on LETTER TO MY HUSBAND ๐Ÿ˜€ CONGRATULATIONS MR AUTHOR. YES I LAUGHED, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DAILY Laugh ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ( only a Male blogger would back hand DAZZLED ) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

  1. Disgusting! especially when your site is so devoted to loving kindness, preservation & comfort. People like this should NOT be shot – but PITIED, for trying to poke humor and RIDICULE at your efforts, Oh, Sweet MyDAZ! Just know you have MANY FANS, who appreciate your beauty, kindness AND willingness to allow even “perverse” views like this (Who knows if it is a girl or a boy; it’s just not clear!) to be shared! God bless you, MyDaz. Your No. 1 Fan -from Texas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM&start_radio=1&list=RDeAfyFTzZDMM

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    1. Sorry this post offended you and others. I do appreciate your devotion. Pherhaps I should apologise for sharing this incredible manuscript in answer to the Author. I just loved this reply, oh my how brilliant is it? Really when you read this blog again this piece is called a “PUN” MANY Poets wrote these Puns in reply to Poets they referred to as “Romantic Nonsence”

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      1. Well! Now that you put it THAT way, MyDaz, I can fairly see that this really was intended to be a “fun” PUN, and, suddenly, the “Romantic Nonsense” of it all STIRS My Soul with humor and effervescence! Thank-you so much, MyDaz – for, once again, putting things in a brilliantly appropriate perspective. You are FABULOUS! Blessings!!

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