“Why-are-you-torturing-me? Why are you torturing me-so-much-like-this

“WHY?” a poem a.k.a.: “Surprise?” Friday: 14 Sept 2018

“Why-are-you-torturing-me? Why are you torturing me-so-much-like-this?

Denying me a ‘proper’ hung? Foregoing (even) one-sweet-kiss?

You’re cruel and unthinking – Do you Do this-all-the-time?

And then – you write about it – in a vicious little rhyme!

And try to tell me (you villain) that-I-am-doing ALL,

And IF I-were-to-place-any-blame, ‘I’ – I – I – I – should take “the fall!”

Well, lemme tell you, buddy – I-surely know – The Blame,

Falls squarely on YOUR shoulders! You think I am insane?

Well, I won’t stand for more abuse – from your vile self!”

With that – The Little Barbie Doll,



The Shelf,

And, as I picked her (up) tenderly,

She stared into my eyes:

“I KNEW you’d come & rescue me – from-my-suicide-surprise!”

“But Barbie – Little Barbie! – I love you more than life!” said

Ken (who was-once G. I. Joe) – “Will you be my wife?”

“We-are-already-married; we’ve-been-wed since we were made,

Since we were cast and molded –

(in a still, small voice)

I wish I could get LAID!” 🙂 – Barbie, Barbie!

fin. ❤



Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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