“I DO!” a poem. Sept. 17, 2018 (Mo0nday) a.k.a.: “I Love My Ol’ Lady Because (1) She IS Myne (I Can Kiss & Cuddle Her A LOT!); (2) She’s OLD (Which Means That She Is XXXperienced … ); And (3) She’s A LADY (Mmm-mm! Yummy!) … AND! … She’s A Nymphomaniac!”
NEW & IMPROVED, NEW & IMPROVED;
We’ll be in the groove,
And things’ll be better; they’ll THEN be all right:
NEW & IMPROVED! There’s HAPPY in sight?!
A washer we need, so we don’t have-to toil –
With hands-buckets-(and)-rollers – We-got (a) spiffy-’lectric-coil,
And the clothes’ll be DONE, in 2 seconds flat!
NEW & IMPROVED! Is just where it’s at,
And we’ll have extra time, to-figure-what-to-do,
AND – we’ll have smoother skin, ‘til the dryer breaks too,
And THEN we can phone a repairman and pay,
Lots of our money – The American Way!
There’re ALWAYS “advantages” to NEW & IMPROVED,
AND! Some REAL “downsides!” (pause) “Maybe we’ve goof(v)ed!”
I need a NEW partner! THIS ONE – lacks some luster!
NEW & IMPROVED! The new one WON’T fluster;
She won’t fluster me! (OH, yes, sir, she WILL!)
NEW & IMPROVED! The NEW one is STILL,
Fraught with objections – about this-thing & that,
And NOW – you regret! (pause) “changing your HAT!”
IF new comes-do-not (pause) do-not-EXPECT-“improved,”
BUT! IF NEW COMES A L O N G ! Smile! (folks) for IT’S PROVED,
That those friendly folks (pause) who are kinda OK,
With-what-they-have-got – have a less frantic day!
Yea, I-know – maybe – some boredom appears,
BUT! Cheer up, me Bucko – let go of your fears!
Let go of your tears-close-your-eyes-and-breathe-DEEP:
The one you got NOW – is JUST PERFECT! So – keep,
KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED! and imagine SHE’S NEW!
And – you will have – EVERY – LOVER I DO!! 🙂 -kisses for my Sweetie!