“NEW & IMPROVED ADDICTION FACTORS!”  a poem  Sept. 12, 2018. a.k.a.: “Unanswered Wake-Up Calls From The Mystic Poet!” :)

❤ 🙂

“NEW & IMPROVED ADDICTION FACTORS!” a poem Sept. 12, 2018. a.k.a.: “Unanswered Wake-Up Calls From The Mystic Poet!” 🙂

Why even bother to-ever leave your home?

(There’re) No food needs WITH NUTRI-SYSTEMS, so you don’t need to roam!

The programming’s brilliant, on your favorite TV,

And TiVo is PERFECT – So happy you’ll be,

And, even IF you can’t get that SEXUAL CHARGE,

Your devices have great porno and the “members” are large!!

Every movie and/or sit-com, that we’ve ever enjoyed,

Is showing REAL SOON! Who-needs to be employed?

When you can borrow money, from The TV – tonight:

Mr. Wentworth’s your friend, and his song’s outta sight!

“Gosh! Why-am-I-so-tired?” said my-wife to me;

“Well? What’s your total time outside?” I asked sin-cere-ly.

“Oh, I get out a lot!” But I knew that she meant,

Riding-in-cars-with-devices – which-is-as-good-as (being in) a tent!

Our devices are TV programmed – during commercials, you can talk,

With all of your long-lost friends! Who live on your block,

AND – all of your relatives and all of your pets,

TVs and devices are REALLY safe bets,

To explain why we’re tired – and sleeping so much;

You get up(?) quite tired – and lack natural touch,

And lack time in the sun-and-fresh-air-activity!

Come on, folks – It’s our nature! THEY’re-touching-our-pro-clivity,

TO – JUST SIT AROUND, ADDICTED AND TIRED,

On sports, “soaps” and news channels; we are totally “wired!”

And, then, all your OTHERS – are urging you on,

With COMMUNICATIONS, Baby – We-gotta-talk-’til-the-Dawn!

You can always grab you a good book, I guess – and skidaddle,

OUTSIDE! Anywhere! I KNOW! IT’S A BATTLE,

To get yourself walking – outside – with The Sun,

‘Cause sitting with TV and devices – it’s so wonderfully fun!

Yet! OF COURSE, my Friends, it-is – still OK to forget,

THE SUBJECT OF THIS POEM – For The Sweet Internet,

Has conspired with Big Pharma to advertise all their wares,

For people! Pretty tired and depressed, JUST DEPRESSED, with such cares:

A LITTLE MEDICATION? Then! STAYING INSIDE IS ALL RIGHT;

Just forget about “your troubles!” With-a-Biologic* LIFE’S BRIGHT!

“Satan”(?) is dancing – a jig in your head,

AND, ON THE “THIRD DAY” YOU WON’T RISE;

YOU’LL BE DEAD(?)

fin. ❤

And! Even-IF-you-go-outside! WHO CARES? You-got-PHONE,

So, you’ll never get bored – and you can be QUITE ALONE! 🙂 – Yippee!

    • new, healthy name for whatever you are taking to keep going!

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