“PARTAKING OF THE LORD’S SUPPER IN THE UPPER HALL DINING ROOM!” a poem. a.k.a.:
“The Genesis of Vampire-ism?!” a.k.a.: “Fearless Lesbian Vampire Killers!” TUESDAY: Sept. 11, 2018.
Blood of my blood, and flesh of my flesh,
I (we) love to snack you – ’cause you are so fresh;
You’re my favorite food – for you’re so Divine!
You’ve-got-a-flower-y-scent; I so love to dine,
On your fleshly flesh – and your bloody flow;
Your milk! It’s so sweet – I slurp up your roe –
I sprinkle your tears – and phlegm here upon,
A-piece-of-succulent-ear-wax,! It-is-HOURS before Dawn!!
A pate* is offered! Combined with your spit;
I’m sucking, so hungrily – on each savory tit!
MY HUNGER’S SATED! (pause) The Eucharist,
Has been successful, and I have kissed,
And I have sucked, and I have licked,
And I have gnawed! – your flesh I’ve knicked,
With eager teeth and nails your skin,
Whether-dining-OUT – or DINING IN!!
I want it ALL, at The Canni – Bal(l);
WE ALWAYS SHARE – IN THE UPSTAIRS HALL!
I’m ONLY KIDDING!! I’m a VEGAN GUY!
I try-to-avoid meat – AND I even try,
To forgo milk and cheese and nuts,
BUT! (pause) I DO like nibbling on women’s butts,
And IF some milk, splashes there,
I’ll “xxxxxxxxxx” AND, IF strands of hair,
Get caught in my hungry, gaping mouth,
I’ll swallow! BUT! I-almost-NEVER (pause) go-“SOUTH,”
And – hardly at all do I suck her toes,
Ask her! Please! My lover knows,
That I SELDOM stick my tongue-in-her-ear,
Because, FOR THE “WET WILLY,” she’s-got-a-little fear,
That I MIGHT LOSE IT – and suck out her brain,
BUT! I’m pretty much all vegan – and TOTALLY INSANE! 😅😅😅
AND – I-never-share-****with-her-saliva, ’cause she’ll miss –
IT-when-our-lips****together in an innocent kiss,
It may not be medicinal, but it tastes kind-a nice,
With berries and cream – and some SIN-namon spice.**
- NO! not a head – This is the definition where it is a finely minced meat dish; well, I guess I head would be OK after all then, wouldn’t it! JUST KIDDING – 🙂
** – BUT! It is really not sinning, so to speak – It’s more like (you know) SUPPER!
EDITOR: parts of this was editorialises bad words 😁😂 After all we are nice kids on the block. 😂😁😀
“MAN SENTENCED IN BIZARRE CASE OF DRUG SMUGGLING!” a poem. MONDAY: 09/10/18
“J-Jay-S-D-Poet & Mystic-kind-o’-Guy, / Was-Indicted Just Today!” and-it’s-no-bloody-lie!
‘Cause, after-he-was-convicted! They “operated” on him! / They cut his body open!! Despite the pleas of MIM!*
They cut his “yacht” right open, (pause) with some power tools, / To find out what-he-was-smugglin’ – “We ain’t no bloody fools!”
Said Chancellor Phillipino, a darkened magistrate! / Who-also-said: “He-MUST- be ‘carrying,’ or-he wouldn’t feel so great!”
So the surgeons went right in there, for to remove “The Haul,” / But, when they reached right in there, the drugs let out a call:
“You can NOT apprehend us; we’re-endorphins, yes we are! / And-with serotonin, dopamine – and oxy,** we’ll go far,
‘Cause we’re the LOVING CHEMICALS, and YES! J-Jay’s our host! / In other times with other folks, we-were-called THE HOLY GHOST!
‘Cause we got LOVE inside us! And J’s got quite a lot, / Even though he doesn’t drink – or smoke no bloody pot!
He’s just-a loaded with us, ’cause He’s in LOVE, you see! / And IF you-all will ever, (pause) FALL IN LOVE (hee, hee!)
You-can-also-be-a-SMUGGLER, and float your blessed YACHT, / And find yourselves convicted – but WE’LL NEVER quite be CAUGHT!
For you can TRY to duplicate – our clever-chemical-schemes, / Yet, we are ALSO spiritual, IF you know just what that means!
It means, your clever scientists and chemists (will) always lose, / To make synthetic substitutes – for us – we’re just like booze!
Who-knows-WHY – these things occur! No-one will ever know!”
AND SO! They sewed J-Jay back up! And let the poet go! 🙂 – Yay!
- – an Australian advocate, who objected to J Jay’s vivisection!
** – oxytocin, the “sticky” chemical that BINDS all relationships!
@verse surrenders.” -Lao Tzu
“When a nation is filled with strife, then do patriots flourish.” -Lao Tzu
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” -Lao Tzu
“Violence, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself.” -Lao Tzu
“When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.” -Lao Tzu
“When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you.” -Lao Tzu
“When the best leader’s work is done the people say, “We did it ourselves.”” -Lao Tzu
“Without stirring abroad, One can know the whole world; Without looking out of the window One can see the way of heaven. The further one goes The less one knows.” -Lao Tzu
“One hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.” -William James
“Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.” -William James
“No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how good one’s sentiments may be, if one has not taken advantage of every concrete opportunity to act, one’s character may remain entirely unaffected for the better.” -William James
“Many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.” -William James
“Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.” -William James
“Metaphysics means nothing but an unusually obstinate effort to think clearly.” -William James
“Man can alter his life by altering his thinking.” -William James
“Man lives for science as well as bread.” -William James
“Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference.” -William James
“If a man or woman is born ten years sooner or later, their whole aspect and performance shall be different.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I will listen to anyone’s convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe: believe life; it teaches better that book or orator.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I never knew a more presumptuous person than myself. The fact that I say that shows that what I say is true.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Subject: The Helpful Husband! LOL!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
My name is Peter. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Ros.
When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Ros to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don’t yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table.
I generally have lunch each day in the Men’s Grill at the Golf Club, so eating out is not an option in the evening. I’m ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it’s not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won’t clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done, before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take ’em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won’t have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn’t hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break, when she was only half-finished mowing the front lawn. I try not to make a scene. I’m a fair man… I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Ros. I’m not saying that showing this much patience & consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Peter died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum.
The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer lying nearby.
His wife Roslyn was arrested and charged with murder…
The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Peter, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
A hole in one, so to speak!
Many THANKS Rad for your support
I’m sure you will yourself receive many rewards and accomplishments
I have spent many hours wading through your well earned AWARDS duly awarded for you dedication for writing BEAUTIFUL words
This World needs more folk just like you sharing beauty and KINDNESS
Much respect DAZZLED
Know that to love someone they becomes a part of you,
If they were to leave you the love remains neutral but is still with you.
Love is oneness and is the same genuine love that makes us one with God.
If you were to reunite with someone again be it your son or daughter, lover. What it does is activate the love that they left you with before they left if you opened yourself to it.
Even someone who passes on will always be a part of you that which had been love.
God is Love, and never dies only Jesus did for 3 days in body and raised back to love.
Luke Le Bree.
“AND, GOSH, DARN, HERE’S THE REST OF THE STORY!” a poem. a.k.a.: “Oh, Doo-Da Day!” a.k.a.: “Find You Some Beach Front Property There, Pilgrim!” September 10, 2018 (MOON day)
“I’ll be back!!!!” first-said-by-JESUS; then, by Arnold S.!
“Oh, yea, sure!” was their reply – and-NOW WE-DON’T-HAVE-TO GUESS!
Sure-enough, The LORD came back – He died and then returned,
BUT! Was-everyone THAT excited – by what he said he’d learned?
But what He brought back with him – was nothing much,* THEY say;
He-started his little story – by singing DOO-DA-DAY,
“Well, I was crucified, ya-know – there, upon the cross,
And, then, I left my little body – and THEN I MET ‘THE BOSS!’
I met a surly-confident-guy – his name was Jimmy Hoffa;
He smoked a real big stogie and had an awful cough-a;
He said: “DO-YA-WANNA-GO-BACK-THERE? to Spaceship Earthie-Poo?”
“Well, ya, I guess,” said Jesus;
“You’re kinda stupid too!” (said Jimmy!)
“Why-do-you-say that?” Jesus asked;
“‘Cause NO ONE GOES BACK THERE!
It sucks so bad and is so sad, that no one really cares,
Or Jupiter – or – Your Anus, for-on-Earth (pause)
And-THEY’ll-immunize-you, which makes you sick,
And YELL at you, as soon as you can kick –
And you gotta work BY THE SWEAT OF YOUR BROW;
And, then, you can’t get LAID, so you marry a cow!***
I TELL YOU – you should have your head-in-“an-exam,”
‘Cause EARTH, I’m-tellin’-you, is-a friggin’ damn,
HARD-PLACE-TO-LIVE-IN! You sure you wanna-return?”
“Yea, I guess,” said Jesus; “my MISSION is to LEARN,
Those darn-demented-’civilians’-that NO ONE EVER DIES,
That everyone’s ETERNAL – so, when-you-THINK it’s your demise,
Everyone-guesses-THAT’S IT, but, like-you-say, IT ISN’T SO,
So, yea, I guess I better-go-back, so everyone will know,
That, IF you’re not too clever, you CAN go back to That Place,
Again-and-again-and-again-to-continue – to-rejoin-The-Human-RACE,
And run and run (pause) and NEVER finish well,
AND BELIEVE, IF YOU’RE BAD, YOU GOTTA GO TO HELL,
When THE TRUTH IS: When you ‘DIE!!!’ you can choose a nice locale,
And set-cha down there – on some beach (pause)
With-a-sweet-little-Aussie-gal! 🙂 – Yay!
- It was so NOT well “received,” that there is not even mention of it in The Bible! That is why I, The Mystic Poet, thought I better let y’all know about it here! You’re welcome!
** – or your clitoris, if THEY can do it legally, so as to minimize any pleasure you might get out of (what they call) LIFE!! 🙂
*** – or an ugly, stupid boy – and, rest assured, except for Mr. Potato Head, ALL guys are ugly and stupid. He must have a bigger brain than Einstein! What a HEAD. “If you wanna get a head in life, be a potato!” The Mystic Poet.
. . . which then brings up the idea of this “crap” + Quantum Mechanics. IF we affect the experiment by anticipating a result from a series of stimuli, why can’t every effect be a result of our expecting that effect from the cause we are perceiving in the moment(?) Thus, the effect is brought about by our clouded minds anticipating it & would not arise IF we were IN THE MOMENT. Well, what about that? Yet what good does it do anyone, especially someone like me who NEVER seems to be in the moment. Anyway, you might be able to perform miracles IF you were in a situation where (the) Y effect generally followed X cause, but not IF The Amazing Randi was in the room, because his being there would thwart any miracle because HE would expect the causal effect & ruin the miracle, so to speak. Then, what about placebos? and The Pygmalion Effect? So, a real strong expectation then could become reality? Well, this is just weird, isn’t it? Is it of any value, even if it is true? Each card, each moment, is, in reality, for the realizer, a distinct, separate event – anything becomes possible if you have no recollection of past things, bleeding into absolute reality. RICHARD ROSE’s Top 10 suggestions for spirituality: (I can not remember where I got these from! I CERTAINLY do NOT suggest they are effective OR anything anyone should take much stock in – However, here they are!!) (10) Make a decision & go – i.e.: Make a COMMITMENT; (9) Get your house in order – clear the clutter for time & capacity; (8) Back away from UNTRUTH (L. O. L.?) = We don’t know the truth, BUT watch (out for) belief systems/religions, etc. . . . subtractive path! (7) DOUBT EVERYTHING – Accept the possibility of anything BUT DO NOT ACCEPT OR REJECT = Just leave yourself open; whatever is! (6) Stick to it – Do things that will keep the spiritual thing in the forefront (However, I AM QUITE CERTAIN – everything IS “spiritual,” IF you feel it is!!) . . (5) LOOK UNDER EVERY ROCK – Don’t prejudge – ANYTHING could hold truth “Be a fool for ‘GOD!’ ” (Compassion is NOT a path & can be a trap, but it’s still OK to be compassionate.) (4) Retraverse the RAY OF PROJECTION: i.e.: Look upon the Looker. Turn 180 degrees, so you’re NOT so absorbed with the image – Look back into The Light, you. GOD AWARENESS is the clear single eye that is projecting. (3) LIFE gives you all the KOANS you need. – i.e.: OK, THIS is what life is showing me. * Thoughts should NOT be what we use to navigate life. YOUR life IS your path = designed to get YOUR CHARACTER to truth. Don’t become slave-ish to anything. Issue: Does the Universe have our best interests at Heart? Can YOU ASSUME Grace is friendly? Is spirituality a long term path? – then THERE MAY BE ROCKY ROADS, DRAGGED OVER GLASS . . (2) MAKE YOUR LIFE A PRAYER. One-pointed-ness of intention. Say: “I only want this!” [I CERTAINLY do NOT suggest this either!!! UNLESS you want to!!!] = GRACE now can act. (1) Have BETWEEN-NESS: Neither caring or not caring – WANTING SOMETHING A LOT, but not caring if you get it; wanting something, but being willing to surrender it at THE SAME TIME. Really wanting something, but not caring if you get it! (Whew!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA (Once more! THE DUST speak-eth!!)
EDITOR : Roseanne
For all those following The Diary of a Mad Man. Thank you
One writer has entered this conversation,
Noting these DIARY Pages reflect Domestic violence against MEN
THERE WERE MANY QUESTIONS that needed to be addressed
” was this person still alive today”
” if so has that person sought
- Legal advise pertaining to the Predators
- Entered any form of support ongoing.
Yes, these concerns have been forwarded to the author of those personal DIARY OF A MAD MAN.
Domestic violence against MEN
Is a hidden topic
THERE are many men living a nightmare
Journey covering up.
If you are a Man first port of call is a Doctor, who will show you a way and places that are very private, confidential information about you and others in the same predicament
Self denial of Male Abuse becomes soul destroying events that will lead to Addictions, self promotion of guilt.
This can happen to any male, regardless of Race, Religion, profession.