‘Drug smuggling’ yacht cut open with power tools to remove haul, court told

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-10/drug-smuggling-yacht-cut-open-with-power-tools-to-remove-haul/10224126

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3 thoughts on “‘Drug smuggling’ yacht cut open with power tools to remove haul, court told

  1. “MAN SENTENCED IN BIZARRE CASE OF DRUG SMUGGLING!” a poem. “J-Jay-S-D-Poet & Mystic-kind-o’-Guy, / Was-Indicted Just Today!” and-it’s-no-bloody-lie! / ‘Cause, after-he-was-convicted! They “operated” on him! / They cut his body open!! Despite the pleas of MIM!* / They cut his “yacht” right open, (pause) with some power tools, / To find out what-he-was-smugglin’ – “We ain’t no bloody fools!” / Said Chancellor Phillipino, a darkened magistrate! / Who-also-said: “He-MUST- be ‘carrying,’ or-he wouldn’t feel so great!” / So the surgeons went right in there, for to remove “The Haul,” / But, when they reached right in there, the drugs let out a call: / “You can NOT apprehend us; we’re-endorphins, yes we are! / And-with serotonin, dopamine – and oxy,** we’ll go far, / ‘Cause we’re the LOVING CHEMICALS, and YES! J-Jay’s our host! / In other times with other folks, we-were-called THE HOLY GHOST! / ‘Cause we got LOVE inside us! And J’s got quite a lot, / Even though he doesn’t drink – or smoke no bloody pot! / He’s just-a loaded with us, ’cause He’s in LOVE, you see! / And IF you-all will ever, FALL IN LOVE (hee, hee!) / You-can-also-be-a-SMUGGLER, and float your blessed YACHT, / And find yourselves convicted – but WE’LL NEVER quite be CAUGHT! / For you can TRY to duplicate – our clever-chemical-schemes, / Yet, we are ALSO spiritual, IF you know what that-there means! It means, your clever scientists and chemists (will) always lose, / To make synthetic substitutes – for us – we’re just like booze! / Who knows WHY – these things do occur! No-one will ever know!” / AND SO! They sewed J-Jay back up! And let the poet go! {Yay!} fin. 🙂 ❤ * – an Australian advocate, who objected to J Jay’s vivisection! 🙂 ** – oxytocin, the “sticky” chemical that BINDS all relationships!

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    1. What a miracle, Did anyone survive the massacre Sweetie. My prayers are with you and others confronted with the horror of threat to human sacrifice. Thank you for the your hourly feed 😁

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