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If Aussies say they are watching the bush telly beyond the black stump, they are in the remote outback sitting by a campfire and looking at the stars above – the lucky stiffs.

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SACRIFICE TO AN OPENING!”

“SACRIFICE TO AN OPENING!” a poem Wednesday: September 5, 2018

When-a-woman-begins to love herself – her flower opens full;

Her lips are full, her cheeks are red and honey-bees feel the pull!

When a woman begins to feel love, her juices start to flow,

And she fills up with lots of love – and-her-hips & breasts do grow,

And HONEY BEES, swarm around – and jockey for attention;

She radiates – a mystic scent, and, OH, YEA, did I mention?

Angels fly – and kiss her thigh – and whisper words of beauty –

When a woman begins to love herself, she shakes a spunky “booty!”

And men and nations bow to her and offer sacrifice,

To signify – their SWEET SURRENDER – to-the-luscious, feminine spice!

fin. ❤

“FEAR, WITH A CONFIDENT VENEER

“FEAR, WITH A CONFIDENT VENEER!” a.k.a.: “A Volcanic Eruption Is Just A Heartbeat Away!” 09/04/2018 – Tuesday. a.k.a.: “Another Call From A Collection Agency, For Someone That Might Have Had This Number, Long Ago!”

“Hello, is this CHRISTIAN? Christian De-Leon?”

“No, you’ve got the wrong number – this is J Jay on the phone!”

“Oh, I’m sorry – Sorry! Terribly sorry – am I!”

His voice? frightened! AND confident, I queried, with a sigh:

“Do you know what you’re doing?” “WHAT!” he said; I paused;

“You sound like a bill collector on the phone!” “WHY?” “Just because!”

“Well! Even if you’re right-it makes NO DIFFERENCE to me! I am working up the corporate ladder, so a partner I can be!”

“I know,” said I – “You’re confident, BUT – also filled with terror, That someone might uncover – the fact you lack a pa-ai-air!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!” he cried, and I then hung up on him.

This world of ours – MANIPULATES – ALL-of-us, at its whim!

When we get a bit fearful that maybe “dog eats dog,”

And – we can only GET AHEAD, by removing “the big log,”

That is in OUR NEIGHBOR’S eyes, obscuring OUR dim vision,

For The Sword of Damocles – is dangling – and-is about to make collision,

With the fine veneer – that culture and education,

Has sealed up our fears with – so we can worship school and nation,

AND ACT (PRETTY CONFIDENT) WHEN WE HAVE TURNED AWAY,

From the volcano’s mouth – ERUPTION! (pause)

Is close! (pause)

I say!! 🙂

fin. ❤


“TAMING OF THE SHREW!”

“TAMING OF THE SHREW!” a poem a.k.a.: “Time OUT For The Inner Critic!” Tuesday: September 4, 2018

I CAN TRY! Yes, yes, just TRY – to do The Best I Can!

IF someone wants me to be more than that, I-can take them by the hand,

And say: “You can only do what you can do – there’s no more you can do,

And-so your-suggestion to do even better Well! It is nothing new,

BUT! I think this EXCELLENCE, YOU require from ME,

NEEDS TO FIND A RESTING PLACE – and I’ve got this key,

To a mausoleum – where you can safely stay,

And cry out for-me-to do even better – EVERY NIGHT & DAY!

And when you finally tire – of being my LIFE COACH,

I WILL BRING THIS KEY (pause)

AND to-YOUR “SAFE HOUSE,” I’LL APPROACH,

And I will open up (pause) The Heavy, Se-cure Door –

And carefully check inside (pause) to hear if you’ve got more,

Suggestions! or Urgings! or Reasons to strive on!

It should-be about a thousand years, before That Glorious Dawn,

When you have finally finished, with your rants and rave,

To try to improve my just-fine life – I’m-sure-you’ll-finally-behave!!

(postlude) And after I deposited (pause) my Friend, within those walls,

And, as I walked away from there, I heard her many calls,

Imploring me – to reconsider – confining her right there,

But I have heard that voice enough – SO I-REALLY DID NOT CARE! 🙂