“DON’T BE A CHAUVINIST!”* a poem Monday, September 3, 2018! a.k.a.: “This Afternoon, J Jay Took A Nappie-Poo!!” a.k.a.: “Scratch N Sniff Never Smelled So Good!” 🙂
My HONEY, yes, I took a nap – I laid upon the bed,
And laid that garment you often wear – upon my too-big head!
I smelled YOUR SMELL – I breathed it deep,
Kind-of-like-smelling-your-skin – BUT! You made no peep,
No protest! No pouting! FOR – you wasn’t there!
But – I smelled your sweet essence – and I LAID THERE, BARE!
And – I WENT TO HEAVEN, WITH YOU “ON MY MIND!!”**
I LOVE smelling you – and I think YOU’RE SO KIND,
To oblige my (pre)disposition, my obsession – and such,
SUCH LOVE there is – Though you and I – don’t get much touch,
BUT, ANYWAY, IN THE WORDS OF THAT SACRED, SALACIOUS SONG:
I AM – some kind-a WEIRDO, but it’s here I do belong,
CREEPING, and sniffing-muttering my favorite refrain:
“MY LOVER IS SO PRETTY, AND HER SCENT IS JUST INSANE!!”
- Be a “schniffinist!”
** – or … on my head!