“HALLEY’S COMET, A BEAUTIFUL DRINK!” a poem, on The Last Day of August, 2018 (Freya’s Day) – a.k.a.: “One ‘Bodi’ Of Love – Will Bombard You With Endorphins From Heaven!”
The most intoxicating BEVERAGE, in the whole dang bar,
Is THE HALLEY’S COMET, (pause) more intoxicating by far,
Than any wine or liqueur – or-straight-shots-mixed drinks-or not:
THE HAILEY’S COMET (ba-bay) is The Most Intoxicating they got!
It’s made – of A-LOVELY SMILE – the-lip be filled with brandy wine,
And it’s smoother-than-Tennessee-Whiskey – The-taste-is-YES! – DIVINE!
It’s sweet – (pause) and, my God! It’s also sour,
And – lemme-tell-ya (pause) you-sweet-drinkers, (pause) That-hour-by-hour,
YOU-CAN-SIP- THE-LUSCIOUS- INTOXICATING-JUICE,
Of-the-Gods – and – get YA! Ya! really, really (pause) LOOSE!
It has the scent of passion, the-wiles-o’-The Goddess,
Which, you-could-say is similar – To-the “sweat”-of-the- law – tus,*
It makes my poor head, spin-like-a-top, and, now, I-gotta-swim,
And my tender Heart – (pause) just goes pitter-pat(ter), and It’ll even skim!
I CAN GET TO HEAVEN, IF I CLOSE MY EYES;
YES! I’m so “turned on,” I just start to rise,
And “She’ll” make-me-see-visions, of Angels & glorious nights,
I AM – SO TRIPPIN’ – BY THIS AMBROSIAC DRINK’S DELIGHTS!
The HALLEY’S COMET! Oh, God!! I can die NOW,
For – I’VE “SIPPED” ETERNITY, and I’ll never know how,
To stop! THIS YEARNING, this RHYMING! My head might explode!
But, I DON’t wanna pass out! (but-I-might!)
From GORGEOUS-OVERLOAD!! 🙂 – ahhh, yup!
* – lotus flower