“SEPT. 2018 IS ‘ RAISE YOUR CHILD N A T U R A L L Y ’ MONTH!” a poem: August 25, 2018 – SATURDAY!
It’s BLATANTLY obvious what’s wrong with the World:
WEANING TOO EARLY is mostly to blame;
Breast-feeding should last LONG, OK?
AT LEAST – to 14 or 15 or 20*-
Be perfectly happy & normal & calm – and – mothers-I’m-sure-that-they-could,
KEEP GOIN’ for a while – a decade or two?**
To-insure-comfort-and-niceness – for me and for you,
There’ll be little need for groceries! Come on! Aren’t you psyched?
Well, anyway, IF you agree with my notion,
RESUME MAMMARY SHARING! My-plan is in motion,
Send me a GRATITUDE-CHECK! I live in Titsvill-town!***USA
** – at least
*** – That’s the little house, Titsville-
– OH; I live over-on Booby Street, some of you know! Just bring by some cash – checks-are-OK-of-course; my name is WANTABIT – I’m one helluva “source!”****
This wonderful painting is the work of Mary Cassatt!
**** – but not necessarily of the lacteal fluid of the female of the species!! 🙂 – Ya?