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β€œGIVE ME MY KEY BACK; CUT OUT ALL OF THIS CRAP! 😁

β€œA LOVE SICK PUPPY NAMED MATT!” a poem. August 5, 2018 (Sunday)

β€œWhat are you still here for?” β€œFOR ETERNITY!”

β€œBut I kicked you out the door!” β€œBut I still have this key!”

β€œTHE KEY!! OMG! – you’ve got The Key to My Heart!

Give it back, you ol’ DOG, or – just stick-it-here-in-my-”cart!”

β€œOK! Here it is!” and I fetched it to you,

And you took it (or you thought so!) But, when you opened to view,

The key in your palm, it was back in my lap!!

β€œGIVE ME MY KEY BACK; CUT OUT ALL OF THIS CRAP!

You MAGICIAN; you MUSICIAN; you Love-Sick Puppy Dog!

LEAVE ME ALONE!” β€œOK! You want some spiked, holiday egg nog?”

β€œNO! I don’t want your egg nog – or your affection!

I’m going off now – in this other direction!”

And, as she did turn, the scene shifted LIKE THAT!

She ran into my muzzle; I AM – Her WELCOME MATT!! (Just call me Matt for short!)

I AM THE DOG, SHE JUST CAN’T AVOID, THE ROVER OF HER DREAMS;

I AM HER SILLY, LOVE-STRUCK PUPPY, & SOMETIMES SHE SCREAMS:

β€œBloody HELL! Leave me alone!”

β€œOK, Honey, but I LOVE to β€˜bone!’ β€œ

β€œI can’t stand IT – your attention!”

β€œOK, Honey, and did I mention:

I AM
SO DARN
CRAZY FOR YOU!?”

β€œYa,-I-know,” said my handler; β€œ I kinda like you too!”

πŸ™‚ – Really? Woof, woof!

fin. <3