“We’re-goin’-to-Heaven, buddy!  We’d take you IF we could💥💥💥💥💥💥

“DEADPOOL CHAMPAGNE!” a poem Friday: 3 Aug 2018

“I pity you!” said Tolstoi (pause)

(Said) Leo-Tolstoy* to Rasputin!**

“Your GOD is money, Mr. Trump,” said Vlad-i-mir-i-Putin.

“We’re-goin’-to-Heaven, buddy! We’d take you IF we could,

But your faithless attitude – (pause) means-there’s no way we would!!”

It’s inevitable, that – people (pause)

Certain they’ve-found-THE-”BETTER”-WAY,

Like to tell you all about it – so- things like those- {above} they’ll say!

THERE IS A GOD, (pause) IF YOU BELIEVE;

And, IF not, well, (pause) (perhaps) – you should grieve,

But, just remember, confident ones, with faith ‘cause SOMEONE ELSE KNEW,

IF YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN – YOU CAN GO TO THE-OTHER-PLACE TOO!

If you don’t believe in God; if you don’t believe in Heaven:

Yes, I guess you could (still) believe in HELL – and, perhaps, in DEVON*** –

However, it’s possible – IF you have HellVisions, Mates,

And you’re certain you’ve a chance (pause) at The Pea-ear-ly Gates,

IF FAITH GETS “LOST,” and if there’s some kinda “falter,”

God might let-us/you/’em slip through – right through the altar –

And IF a gaping hole materializes – in the middle of IT ALL,

Gosh, we might plummet! Into-a-free-fall!

My suggestion: Be comfortable – with your faith or without,

But, just know, it was SOMEONE’S view-of-things – that this is all about:

You got YOUR faith from them – they must have some gall,

Your confidence? – in-their-faith? – so, you-trust-that-they-won’t-fall?!

Everyone’s goofy; most folks? INSANE!!

Smile! Have a drink – (pause) of DEADPOOL CHAMPAGNE!

fin. ❤

    • famous Russian writer: He wrote “War & Peace,” among many other novels and became strikingly Christian, spending much of his time with his faithful wife, having lots and lots of little Leos … and Leonas!

** – Grigori Rasputin: famous “evil” Russian fellow, who was possibly a very nice guy … he was, apparently, assassinated by some aristocrats, who were tired of his “shagging” their women!!! Grigori evidently had a strong sexual appetite – “It doesn’t make you a bad person, necessarily – and … it might make you a pretty fun date!!” J. Beuleux

*** – please refer to “Rockin’ The Cradle of Love,” song by Billy Idol.

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