“WHEN YOU GET SUPER ANGRY WITH ME!”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ

“WHEN YOU GET SUPER ANGRY WITH ME!” a poem. a.k.a.: โ€œThe Principle Of Balance: FOR SOME! The More They Love You, The Nastier They Can Get!โ€ July 2, 2018 (Monday)

I just LOVE IT you when you get SUPER angry – and-forever-leave-me (pause) / It makes me want to hold you tight, for THEN – (pause) I-really-see /

That you can โ€œhold your ownโ€ with my family and โ€œfriends!โ€ / The ones who might upset you – and not make amends! /

YOU CAN BE REALLY, REALLY angry – just-all-you-wish / Because you ARE (pause) my wife, a saucy dish! /

And-I-KNOW – The-angrier-you-can-get-the-nicer-you-can-be / Because THE PRINCIPLE OF BALANCE is what I see /

When I look in your eyes, I see it ALL / Real-happy-and-nice AND angry – Youโ€™re โ€œa doll,โ€ /

A โ€˜living doll,โ€œ (pause) and I love you so / Iโ€™m ALSO – ANGRY – AND – CALM! Just wanted you to know, /

That I LOVE to hold hands and kiss and cuddle, / BUT, Baby, I LOVE to “pop your bubble,โ€ /

To scream and moan – ’til my eyes fall out / When I see you, Honey – I really wanna shout! /

I can-sit-calmly-and-sing-with-you in โ€œthe choir,โ€ / BUT, gimme half a chance, and Iโ€™ll light your fire!

I simply LOVE YOU, whatever way you might be, / but, especially, when youโ€™re yelling! Bloody murder – at me! ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. <3

[Obviously, I never wrote THIS poem, since I NEVER get angry and say stuff I regret later and lose my cool and act the fool – I am just SO dang calm and collected and stuff! I am one calm and decent guy!] Le Sigh! Kisses! I hope you are well and get some needed sleep, โ€˜cause I love you so much. Amen!

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