“By Golly, Some Day I’m Gonna Be Enlightened Too – Yay!”🙄😁🙄😁🙄😁

“ENLIGHTENMENT AT L(E)AST!” a poem. a.k.a.: “By Golly, Some Day I’m Gonna Be Enlightened Too – Yay!” 🙂 Thursday, July 12, 2018

“Transform Your Body – Progress Your ORBS!”*

TOPIQUE DU JOUR, on the front page of Forbes!

Sexual Awakening!

Siddhi Powers!

Limitless Knowledge!

Sex – for hours!!

Or days – or years – (pause)

IN THE LIGHT!

IN-lightened beings, with sensational might:

Our weekend seminar, went as planned,

SEXUAL YOGA! and we got “tanned,”

AND THE CHAKRAS WERE SPINNING, WITH PERPETUAL MOTION!

Our “Hearts” were opened! Apply more lotion!!

Vibration-al frequencies – THROUGH THE ROOF!

Flying like yogis, proved this truth!

INTEREST YOU? There’s-one-next-week!

IT’S FREE!!! – but-donations, they do keep,

THE-INSTITUTE-OF-SPIRITUAL-AWARENESS viable,

“If you are injured, we’re NOT liable!”

Because you signed THE WAIVER here,

So, keep real “clean,’ no wine or beer!

Anyway, it-was-SUNDAY, really late,

We were all vibrating, at a tremendous rate,

And in-walked-this-strange-and-puffy-guy,

Like Forest Gump – It made me cry,

To see such a lowly kind of fellow!

He walked to-our-instructor – and began to bellow:

“Where’s my JENNY?” We all said: “LEAVE!

You’re-disrupting-our-enlightenment!”

Then! ONE WORD: “Steve!”

“What-cha-doin’-here?” ““Jenny, let’s go home!

You’ve spent enough – (pause) on this Pleasure Dome!”

“NO,” said Jenny, “go away! – I wanna be enlightened,

And-go-to-He-e-eaven- today!”

And that’s when our instructor, focused-on-“Sexual-South,”

Made the mistake – of-opening-his-mouth!

“Ya, Steve, you-BETTER-go-away –

Or I’ll use my siddhi powers – to end your foray!”

Well, with that – Steve said, “Shut up, Nye,

You dope your-{complimentary}-beverages – to get these Yahoos HIGH!”

And, SUDDENLY, our enlightenment LOST its sex appeal,

As Steve punched-out-Nye, that dirty, rotten heel!

“OH, Steve,” said Jenny; “YOU’RE-a-REAL-MAN,

‘Cause-I-now-KNOW-you’re enlightened!” and-the-two-just-ran,

RAN FROM THE SEMINAR, KISSING AND HUGGING,

Leaving us with-Bill-Nye, unconscious from the slugging!

He awoke SOMETIME LATER, after we took back our money,

IT’S GOOD TO BE ENLIGHTENED AND IN LOVE WITH YOU, MY HONEY!

fin. ❤

4 or more HAIKU: (What’s the plural of haiku? Haiku? Haikus? Haiki? Hai -U?)

Enlightenment?

Then what do you do?

Write a poem; how ‘bout-haiku?

Start an INSTITUTE!

Ask for donations,

From “trustee kids” on their vacations!

If-you-get-sued –

For mis-representation:

You can blame it – on the meditation!

BACK ON THE STREET!

Enlightenment? POO!

Ask for a hand-out: Can-I-have-ONE** from you!!

** – I want (to be) one, with everything! 🙂

    • CHAKRAS! Chakras: Energy centers located in the body!!

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