SEX TOYS!” 🤗🤗

“SEX TOYS!” a poem Wednesday, 4 INDEPENDENCE DAY! July 4th (2018)

Everyone needs someone-to-say: I LOVE YOU – (pause)

Every (single) day,

Even IF – it-is-a-MONSTER, (pause)

One with FEET OF CLAY,

Who likes to “kick-you-around” with those-really-painful-feet,

And IT HURTS! (pause)

‘Specially- (pause)

When-your-”spleen”-IT-likes-to-eat!

“I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!”

She’ll-say-with-entrails-in-her-mouth!!

And – I LOVE to DO my Monster, to-Go-DOWN,

Way-down-“South!”

“I love you much, MY SWEETIE, (pause)

My Monster-Wifee-Poo,

And – I REALLY-JUST-LOVE – (pause)

THE HELL (pause)

RIGHT OUTTA YOU!

And HER RESPONSE-to-all-this-intensity,

With a smile across her face:

“I GOT CHA LOTS OF SEX TOYS TOO,

With-blue-ribbons- (pause)

And-some lace!”

I’ll never trade my Monster in – ‘cause she is such a blessing,

Her teeth are long; her claws are sharp,

She-reminds-me-of-Debra Messing! 🙂 – without red hair!

fin. ❤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emFUtuotHL4&list=RDemFUtuotHL4&start_radio=1

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