“WHEN YOU GET SUPER ANGRY WITH ME!” a poem. a.k.a.: “The Principle Of Balance: FOR SOME! The More They Love You, The Nastier They Can Get!” July 2, 2018 (Monday)
I just LOVE IT you when you get SUPER angry – and-forever-leave-me (pause) / It makes me want to hold you tight, for THEN – (pause) I-really-see /
That you can “hold your own” with my family and “friends!” / The ones who might upset you – and not make amends! /
YOU CAN BE REALLY, REALLY angry – just-all-you-wish / Because you ARE (pause) my wife, a saucy dish! /
And-I-KNOW – The-angrier-you-can-get-the-nicer-you-can-be / Because THE PRINCIPLE OF BALANCE is what I see /
When I look in your eyes, I see it ALL / Real-happy-and-nice AND angry – You’re “a doll,” /
A ‘living doll,“ (pause) and I love you so / I’m ALSO – ANGRY – AND – CALM! Just wanted you to know, /
That I LOVE to hold hands and kiss and cuddle, / BUT, Baby, I LOVE to “pop your bubble,” /
To scream and moan – ’til my eyes fall out / When I see you, Honey – I really wanna shout! /
I can-sit-calmly-and-sing-with-you in “the choir,” / BUT, gimme half a chance, and I’ll light your fire!
I simply LOVE YOU, whatever way you might be, / but, especially, when you’re yelling! Bloody murder – at me! 🙂
[Obviously, I never wrote THIS poem, since I NEVER get angry and say stuff I regret later and lose my cool and act the fool – I am just SO dang calm and collected and stuff! I am one calm and decent guy!] Le Sigh! Kisses! I hope you are well and get some needed sleep, ‘cause I love you so much. Amen!