Why you shouldn’t come to Australia! πŸ™ƒ

Yes we have it all πŸ˜€

If you have a dream and dream is Australia

First, you make it very clear in your head that we will accept with open, arms.

Second, we have rules of law you must live with!

Thirdly you will pay the highest tax in the world here on the money you earn or try to bring into this Country.

Fourth, Shari Law is not part of the Australian lifestyle. Don’t COME HERE.

Fourth, learn English before you arrive. Life here to drive, English is essential

Australian saying:

One new arrival is standing on the Dock looking around bewildered when a Digger ( see learn the English terminology ) engages in a conversation together.

DIGGER/ What you do doing here?

ARRIVAL/ Decided to leave down south and come up here😊 cause their bastardsπŸ€”

DIGGER/ πŸ€— Tell you what mate those bastards live here too!

Don’t come to Australia we got those bastards too.

( just jokin) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…