“MIRRORS   D O     L I E   , CHARLIE!” 💥💥💥

“MIRRORS D O L I E , CHARLIE!” a poem 29 June 2018 Friday –

a.k.a.: “Charlie Chaplin, The Comedy Film Star, Once Said That Mirrors Do Not Lie, In That They Will Not Laugh When You Are Crying And Vice Versa ; Well, I Disagree! Mirrors DO LIE Sometimes; They Get Cracked AND Not All Little Girls Are That Pretty AND Computers Get Hacked!”

Mirrors lie – it’s not good or bad;

They just DO; so, don’t get mad!

Just remember! Even-when-they’re-reflecting-fine,

It’s ALL REVERSED AROUND A VERTICAL LINE!

So – your reflection’s NOT what THEY really-see,

Other folks – Well, they’re just reversing me!

And SNOW WHITE, My Dears – Was NEVER as fair,

As The “Evil” Queen, who liked to stare,

TO INSURE HER FACE WAS NUMBER ONE,

Well, I-think-it-was – She’s-SO lovely, Hon!

She DIDN’T have to cast a spell on her,

To give an apple to that little cur;

SNOW WHITE BRIBED THE MIRROR, YOU-KNOW,

Shined it up – for a deal TO GO!!

IF the mirror would just say a little, white lie,

To The FAIRER Queen,

Right before her eye!

(I have always thought)

The Queen’s more fair, FAIR by FAR:

Her figure;

Her raiment;

Her Porsche car!

I’m telling y’all – THAT QUEEN IS HOT,

To pass-White-as-gorgeous? Well, she’s not.

FAIR? Don’t think so! CUTE? OK!

But I’ll always save CUTE – for another day!

FAIR BABES ARE SHAPELY, DIRTY AND FINE –

I VOTE: THE QUEEN –

For my Valentine!

fin. ❤https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU9zmnZ37g&start_radio=1&list=RDdsU9zmnZ37g

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