“WHEN PURTY SAYS IT!”💥🌞🌝☀

“WHEN PURTY SAYS IT!” a poem. a.k.a.: “Dropping The F Balm (Bomb)?” Sunday: 17 Jun 2018

{Disclaimer: Owing to possible impropriety, please cover your children’s eyes!} Thank-you!

When-others-say: “F – – ,” I DON’T THINK TWICE;

But-when-YOU say: “F;”

It’s awfully nice;

‘Cause I just love it when you talk dirty,

You’re my foul-mouthed darling, Purty;

When YOU say The Word, it’s a MANTRA, I think!

Ma-ha-ri-shi* (pause) might-a colored it PINK –

And charged 5 hundred dollars an hour,

To have YOU say it,

‘Cause there’s so much power,

When YOU say: “F,” it drives me mad,

It is the sweetest sound I’ve ever had!

When YOU say “ F – – me, Honey, ALL DAY,”

I am in rapture!

What-more-can-I-say?

WHEN YOU SAY “F,” (pause)

ANGELS CRY,

DEMONS CURSE AND WISH TO DIE –

Because (pause)

When-you-say-IT-

it-means-you-want,

To grab me and put me – in your ____,

And wiggle, ‘til The Light of Day;

I love IT WITH YOU,

In “The Hay!”* 🙂 – hip hip hoor – Hey!

*The Beatles’ guru from India, who started The Transcendental Meditation Movement, said group still alive and strangling today, to include celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Russell Brand, and a host of other misfits! He loved to give special, powerful mantras that a devotee could chant while meditating in the glorious T. M. WAY!! He is now deceased (maybe), but never forgotten!! 🙂 – OK!?

** – The f – – ing hay

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