My SAUCY PICK❤❤

“I’VE BEEN ON MY LIQUID DIET FOR 3 DAYS AND HAVE ALREADY LOST 3 DRESS SIZES; PLUS, I FEEL GREAT!” a poem Saturday: 16 Jun 2018
When I was younger, apple sauce, it was my favorite food,

NOW, Honey Wunny Sunny Bunny – I-don’t-mean-to-be-rude,

But, NOW, my-preference, it doth shift,

You’re-now,

My SAUCY PICK;

I think I’d like to sup on you – ALL DAY – Is that too sick?

You have a certain taste and smell (pause)

Of-a fine, gourmet feast,

AND – you are really “well prepared,”

You sexy, luscious beast!

Just goes to show that sustenance, need-NOT be lots of meat:

A LIQUID DIET! IT CAN WORK!

(’Cause) You’re nutritionally complete!

fin. ❤

When I was younger, apple sauce, it was my favorite food,

NOW, Honey Wunny Sunny Bunny – I-don’t-mean-to-be-rude,

But, NOW, my-preference, it doth shift,

You’re-now,

My SAUCY PICK;

I think I’d like to sup on you – ALL DAY – Is that too sick?

You have a certain taste and smell (pause)

Of-a fine, gourmet feast,

AND – you are really “well prepared,”

You sexy, luscious beast!

Just goes to show that sustenance, need-NOT be lots of meat:

A LIQUID DIET! IT CAN WORK!

(’Cause) You’re nutritionally complete!

fin. ❤

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