“MEN! YUCKY!”😣🤐💥

“MEN! YUCKY!”

I FOUND MY HUSBAND’S PORN TAPES;

I hate him, yes, I do.

I found my husband’s porn tapes; no, I-am-NOT a shrew!

Men, they are so vile, filthy, dirty creatures,

You’d think they would respect US – they ALL had women teachers,

Who should-a really taught them: LOVE and some RESPECT,

For the DIVINE FEMININE – They ALL are bound for Heck,

Yes, I mean HELL – where they will fry, and burn-’way-evil-passion,

Perverted! Mean! Hard and Long – Libido’s out of fashion!

I filed my proceedings – DIVORCE PAPERS IN THE MAIL,

That bastard! He just signed The Waiver, admitting this sad tale!

ALL HIS LOVE, IT HAS BECOME – VILE AND OBSCENE,

THAT MAN – among-the-most-pitiful – that I have ever seen!

“INCOMPATIBILITY!” (pause)

It was my reason there,

For-divorcing-that-LOWLY-man! I REALLY do not care –

If he just gets nothing! He’s wasted all my time,

I shouldn’t-even-have-written, this stupid little rhyme!

I FOUND MY HUSBAND’S PORN TAPES,

With little hearts inscribed,

On the filthy jackets; I found them, ‘cause I bribed,

A friend of his to tell me – where HE kept his stash!

MEN! They are a bunch of stinking, worthless, filthy trash –

I found my husband’s porn tapes, and, before they “take a hike,”

I’ll put some in the video, to see which girls he liked:

They’re stained and old;

They smell of mold,

And, HERE’S ONE ON THE SCREEN:

He starts it off, with his bad voice: “(She’s) the prettiest I’ve ever seen!”

And every single video – every-porn-piece-I-did-view,

WAS ME!

And, yes, I cried a lot; WOMEN LIKE TO SUE.

And yes I made it all up! Cause Men are YUCKY

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