“MEN! YUCKY!”😣🤐💥

“MEN! YUCKY!”

I FOUND MY HUSBAND’S PORN TAPES;

I hate him, yes, I do.

I found my husband’s porn tapes; no, I-am-NOT a shrew!

Men, they are so vile, filthy, dirty creatures,

You’d think they would respect US – they ALL had women teachers,

Who should-a really taught them: LOVE and some RESPECT,

For the DIVINE FEMININE – They ALL are bound for Heck,

Yes, I mean HELL – where they will fry, and burn-’way-evil-passion,

Perverted! Mean! Hard and Long – Libido’s out of fashion!

I filed my proceedings – DIVORCE PAPERS IN THE MAIL,

That bastard! He just signed The Waiver, admitting this sad tale!

ALL HIS LOVE, IT HAS BECOME – VILE AND OBSCENE,

THAT MAN – among-the-most-pitiful – that I have ever seen!

“INCOMPATIBILITY!” (pause)

It was my reason there,

For-divorcing-that-LOWLY-man! I REALLY do not care –

If he just gets nothing! He’s wasted all my time,

I shouldn’t-even-have-written, this stupid little rhyme!

I FOUND MY HUSBAND’S PORN TAPES,

With little hearts inscribed,

On the filthy jackets; I found them, ‘cause I bribed,

A friend of his to tell me – where HE kept his stash!

MEN! They are a bunch of stinking, worthless, filthy trash –

I found my husband’s porn tapes, and, before they “take a hike,”

I’ll put some in the video, to see which girls he liked:

They’re stained and old;

They smell of mold,

And, HERE’S ONE ON THE SCREEN:

He starts it off, with his bad voice: “(She’s) the prettiest I’ve ever seen!”

And every single video – every-porn-piece-I-did-view,

WAS ME!

And, yes, I cried a lot; WOMEN LIKE TO SUE.

And yes I made it all up! Cause Men are YUCKY

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About DAZZLED💙

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)