“A DEVICE NAMED B? C? P? M? ” a poem June 13th – Wednesday.
Tell me: HOW’S “THE WEATHER” REPORT?
And your cousin?
Let’s peel this wart!
Years ago, they invented (B)EEPERS, to keep a person “on their toes,”
And EVERYONE laughed: “S(he)’s ON CALL!” We pointed – “Look at those,
IDIOTS! with DEVICES, always being BEEPED.
No one should do that!” For them we SOMETIMES weeped!
And NOW – EVERYONE (?) WITH A ©ELL-OR-(M)OBILE CAN TAKE A BOW,
And WE – don’t think twice! IT’S NORMAL NOW!!!
To ALWAYS be beeped or phoned or celled-on,
We NOW are all – just “techno’s pawn!”
I’M-A frail, beeped-on, harried person,
That’s life, Baby, for better or wors-en!? 🙂 – I have a solur-son!*
* – If you wanna just wash (pause) your dependency away / NON-Dependent on cell phones? Go the other way! Just wash yourself (pause) tonight-in-the-bath / Take the cell phone, your better half / With you, and scrub her with delight! / Open her up – behold The Light! / Tell her you love her – and-wash-her-mouth-with soap! / Then see-if-she-beeps – you won’t have to mope! If someone’s got – something-important-to-say-to-you, / They can use a land line, / Or HAVE AN INTERVIEW, / Yea, something “in person” – The OLD FASHIONED WAY! They can come-and-have-an-audience, with-Your-Facebook-Friend-J-Jay! / AND – if they don’t like it, IF they like the way things are / Maybe-THEY-need-a-bath-too – I’m raising up THE BAR! / The REAL-next “step” in communication’s lore – TELEPATHY, Baby! There’ll be NO MORE (pause) (Phone) COMPANIES-TOWERS-FIBER-OPTICS GALORE! Electronics, Baby – WE don’t need no more! 🙂 – Amen!