“THE REALLY REALLY TRUE STORY OF JESUS, THE NAZARENE!” a poem a.k.a.: “Finally, The Final Revelation!” a.k.a.: “How TRUMP REALLY Got Elected!” 😁😁

6 a.k.a.: “How Judas Iscariot, Realizing That Jesus Was An Immortal And Wanting To Start A Religion For Him (Jesus), Even Though Jesus Told Him (Judas), Time & Time Again, “No Way, Jude; Religions Suck,” Faked His (Judas’) Death, So No One Would Ever Believe That He Wrote The Pauline Epistles And Just Went HOG WILD, Even Though He (Judas) Was Jewish!” Monday: June 11, 2018

After 2000 and-a-plus (pause) YEARS REMOVED,

It’s finally, finally really been proved,

What Christianity (really) doth represent,

And whether it really (pause) was Heaven-Sent!

(For) No-Prophet-in-His-Right-Mind Would (so) Codify,

ANY RELIGION (pause)

TO SIGNIFY:

ONE Absolute, ‘cause all Great Ones know,

RELIGIONS-GET-PERVERTED, BEYOND WHAT WAS SO,

In Christendom’s case, it was JUDAS!! Who tried,

To get a religion started, and Jesus just cried:

“Hey, Jude! Don’t do it! Drop your EVIL PLAN,

You’re just gunna CONFOUND The-Poor-Minds-O’-Man,

But Jude did-not-listen; He “took up The Cause,”

He got codified (Jesus) Books – yea, it was:

A FIASCO, A Terrible (pause) Obama-i-i-nation,

He-just-re-wrote a bunch-of-stuff, while he-was on vacation,

With Mary Magdala, the daughter of Caesar,

They “did it” in August;* he did it – to please-her,

In the gospel accounts, Jude made Judas a RAT,

Even though Jude – was – In Jesus’ “frat!”

There was no betrayal, when Jude left the scene,

Writing under-a-pen-name: SAUL TARSUS, you’ve seen,

Who then became PAUL, so JUDE wrote The Epistles!

So there could be creeds-doctrines-”congreg”s-

And thistles!!

Jesus eloped with a sweetheart from-Gaul!**

And they “got off” their gall (sp) stones, had several kids call,

Jesus, their pappy,

“Melania,” their hen,

Jesus has lived incognito since then –

He actually changed his sweet handle to DON,

And-The-Age-of-Aquarius,

Is now “full steam” one!

Well, THAT’s The True Story,

I wouldn’t lie to you,

SO – Watch (out for) forming religions,

Watch what you do,

‘Cause, IF you want people to behave and do good,

It can sometimes back-fire, and they knew that it would,

Terrible crusades, inquisitions and such,

It’s better to-“let sleeping gods sleep – and don’t touch,

And – HONOR YOUR MOTHER – and – DON’T MESS WITH YOU PA,

‘Cause HE might become President –

AND REVISE THE LAW!! 🙂

fin. ❤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA

* – Get it? August(us) … Caesar!!

** – The reason for the ancient saying: “There once was a girlie from Gaul, Who would not go out with St. Paul; She eloped with a Prince (you guessed it!) and they made pie of mince – I’m telling ya! They had a ball!” 🙂

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