โ€œTHE WEEKLY TRUMP REPORT!โ€

โ€œTHE WEEKLY TRUMP REPORT!โ€ a poem. Saturday, June 9, 2018

I-can-PARDON- (pause) – my-โ€buddyโ€-Ali,

And-get-Russia-back, for a BIG โ€œ8โ€ณ G!

No, no, no, WE didnโ€™t collude,

Although I might be – a little rude,

But, from-now-on, Iโ€™ll be A REALLY GOOD DUDE,

So the Midterm GOPs – wonโ€™t be boo-ed!

โ€œNO GUILTY CONSCIENCE FOR ME!โ€ I say;

โ€œIโ€™ll just pardon myself,

All the live-long day!โ€ ๐Ÿ™‚ – Ho, ho, ho

REMEMBER: โ€œNobodyโ€™s-all-blameless – and no oneโ€™s UNSOILED,โ€

So – JUDGE NOT Scotty Pruitt – Chick-fil-Aโ€™s are never boiled!โ€

OK! Beddie-prayer: โ€œRudy, bless-me-Dear / With Guiliani, I have no fear, Because NO SCANDALS GATHER NEAR / Him – even-if-he-sips-a-beer! So, as my eyes dim, with Melania close / Weโ€™ll interlock – our little toes / And weโ€™ll kiss and cuddle, her and me! WE ARE TOGETHER – IN THIS STORMY SEA!โ€

Amen.

fin. โค

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